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Software developer, database wrangler, coffee drinker. Thinking about building a very retro game engine.

U.K.
Joined May 2008
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Can I select the dip(shit) that decided “select nothing” should be an ordering stage? Wouldn’t recommend the @McDonaldsUK chicken wings… taste more like stale vegetable oil than chicken.
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Oh, hurty words are against YOUR policy…
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Latest from a local MP @mariecgoldman Yes, there are people in the NHS that are doing a good job. But there are also a lot of freeloaders and bureaucrats that are doing a very poor job and that is dragging the service levels down. About time people in positions of power call them out rather than going with the “NHS is the best thing ever” line.
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Imagine giving a gun to someone who is hurt by words online
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It has been revealed that 39 civil servants have ben sent to the BBC, C4 & ITV to help write & advise on contentious news items such as Channel boat crossings, "climate change" & the COVID pandemic. The govt tries to control the narrative.
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"didn't know PHP existed" Shows the quality of the reporting on @BBCNews if their "Cyber correspondent" is this clueless. @DefundBBC
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It’s time to play the music It’s time to light the lights 🎶🎶 Where old @apple hardware goes to play. 😀
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Hey @StarbucksUK why does your store at London Marylebone station not accept the Starbucks app for payment or points collection? Is it a genuine store or a fake one? 🤨
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When putting hostname labels on your machines is not satisfactory…
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I’m so glad that I picked to retire from developing software for a living - I won’t need to clear up the mess that results from this mass adoption of LLM generated software. youtu.be/2pAmM3m2-UU?si=LFta…
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"AI research and products that put safety at the frontier" What a pile of 🐂💩!
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Why do @sainsburys bother pretending that they have real people dealing with customers when it's very obviously a bot, and not a very good one!
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