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Joined November 2009
Howdy. If anybody fancies two free tickets to see Martha (@MarthaDIY) @ Strange Brew, Bristol tonight, HMU. Sad not to go, but don't want them to go to waste!
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In an actual emergency situation, wouldn't it be better if everyone kept a cool head? Why would you intentionally panic then further? Also @GOVUK thanks for fucking up my nap
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Also, should we expect this shrieking earfuck every time a tory is voted in?
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The notion that The S(p)UN(k) claims its 'campaigns' have made Britain better is fucking wild theguardian.com/media/2022/d…
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Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.
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"Godzilla is sponsored by Aero Mousse" 🦖 TV is wild
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First they came for Alex Jones, and we all agreed that was a good place to start.
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I know other things are happening, but when are we going to be able to mute dogs barking on films and TV? Drives the pup bananas 🐶🍌
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The Met saw the photo of the PM, a fifty pound fine and nothing more has been said. People ‘shouldn’t care’ apparently. We care. Some of us are really fucking angry.
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Asked Alexa to play Start Choppin', and she obliged with Star Trekkin'. I now have such an awful earworm that I may have to remove my head
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Young guy in the train toilet before me had a wild piss. An absolute piss frenzy. Piss all over the seat. Piss all over the floor. Some piss dripping from the sink. Piss grenade 💥
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I prosecute these cases, and we are seeing this more and more. It is because of @DominicRaab and his colleagues’ refusal to fund criminal justice. A criminal justice system which fails its citizens on such a basic level is no system of justice at all.
Victims of domestic abuse and sexual assault asking to drop their cases because court delays are so long, according to report seen by BBC bbc.in/3JzyELX
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