Sun Bones

anyone want to start a band that is the complete opposite of coldplay called hotwork

farted again. sneaky fucker. wouldn'ta noticed w/out livetweet. makes me ponder all the farts that came & went like trees falling in forests

unbidden comes a mental image of stalin

i observe that twitter says my tweet of 10 seconds ago happened 5 minutes ago. mark zuckerberg's gonna get an earful about this, believe me

should have let it develop to its full potential. sorry

i farted. confession: it was a premature fart. i was trying to impress the twitterverse

stubble's coming in a bit aggressively in the lower lip area. there aren't any boogers in my nose

my watch is very smelly on account of wearing it for three years straight. i notice this occasionally with my smells

lying on the couch, wearing underwear and a hat

gonna livetweet the next ten minutes of my life starting NOW

a bucket of cheesy cop porn

extra butter cop porn

microwave cop porn

orville redenbacher's cop porn

ok wrapping up for now. thanks #namaste

just pressed tweet. gonna do it again in a second

typing. bout to press tweet