writer. tragic mulatto. easy read, difficult lay. selfish. eager of applause by whomsoever it might be given.
los angeles
Joined March 2009
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mercedes delusive retweeted
THATS MY BEST FRIENDS STUDIO!!!!!!! ATONED !!!!!!!!! @superbinx WORLD CLASS ATHLETES (and me) ONLYYYYYYY!!!
mercedes delusive retweeted
Jason Statham:
'Ben sadece çok çalışmak, para kazanmak, iyi insanlarla yemek yemek ve aynı kadını tekrar tekrar sevmek istiyorum.'
mercedes delusive retweeted
fwiw, Starface’s annual revenue better than the majority of AI startups
if pimple stickers can bring in $150M, I’m confident there are many similar sized businesses yet to be built
the problem is we need more founders like Julie who deeply understand culture & don’t care about VC approval
mercedes delusive retweeted
I think what makes Curtis Sliwa so endearing, despite his politics, is that he clearly comes from the Hey Arnold version of New York
mercedes delusive retweeted
Wow! l've never actually seen a snail
actually eat something right in front of
me! That's pretty cool :)
mercedes delusive retweeted
We are finally on the verge of learning, once and for all, if Italians are white
mercedes delusive retweeted
If I can do it. You can do it 😁
mercedes delusive retweeted
holy shit there’s a morning-after pill youtube ad where two people are fighting over the last one and one of them goes ‘please my boyfriend is a DJ’ 😭
mercedes delusive retweeted
imagine going out with someone you think wants to fuck you and then having them tell you they “loved the conversation”.
mercedes delusive retweeted
your rretirement during black history month
very important
black women who used to be in tech
mercedes delusive retweeted
LMFAO NIGGA SAID
YOU THOUGHT BEL AIR
GOING INTO A HARDER DIRECTION
WAS JUST TV
CHECK ME OUT OHHH MY GOD
I WISH HE NEVER DID THAT I NEED A WATER
LMFAOOO
mercedes delusive retweeted
a lot of people really riding this “eLizAbEtH hOlMeS iS A sCaMmEr” wave, but i’m sorry — did she or did she not create *the cutest lil thing to draw blood*???!
all y’all wanna do is focus on her failures.
disgusting.
mercedes delusive retweeted
if you go to a foreign country and don’t speak the language, you better be really fucking good at charades.
