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I had to come back and briefly interrupt my twitter hiatus to tell you how OBCESSED I am with D'Orc. My only problem with it is that I have to wait another month for the next issue. Get on with it, Brett!

Hi! I’ll take one please :)

We have a generator on 13 Evelyn Street, if you need to charge your phone or use high speed wifi to download some entertainment :)

Hey folks! We still on schedule for the repairs here? Or is there an updated ETR?

This place is still a dumpster fire. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@WestJet the silence here is deafening. Are you going to address this at all?

The cherry on top of the cake was how thoroughly you managed to destroy a 6 week old piece of luggage. I guess that, because it’s Air Canada branded, you decided you needed to make a point? (If it’s not obvious, there used to be a wheel in that corner)

You should also train your call center people better. They’re giving misleading, or worse, false information about the pet on board protocol. How do you expect people to come prepared if your staff can’t agree on the rules?

In an extremely stressful moment where all that passenger needed was a bit of empathy, your staff chose to gang up on them instead.

Hey @WestJet, next time a dog is in distress on one of your flights, the last thing that helps is your “trained” attendant threatening to cancel the return flight for that passenger. Extremely disappointed with your performance today.

I'm on the Texts.com waitlist, can someone send me an invite cc @TextsHQ

Angrily

@AirCanada my flight, AC926, is delayed for more than 3 hours. How do I reach you to claim the $400 compensation?

@elonmusk that's AT superdealloc on mastodon DOT social ;)

Well, friends, this will probably be my last tweet here. You can find me on the profile in my name. See you there!

The question is -- how do you like the wand game?

I guess you're not getting a copy then

@Felx you're famous! vm.tiktok.com/ZMFx2p7Nh/

@Panic you might be aware of this, but in case you aren't, someone is portraying to sell the Playdate here: rithcq.com/products/yellow-g…