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Joined September 2014
QUEER ROUNDS. MEAT IN THE BOILER FOR THE PAUPER
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HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE REMOTE CONTROL, OR THE OTHER REMOTE CONTROL
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HMM TIME FOR A NICE BREATH OF FRESH AIR. TIME TO BREATHE THAT AIR IN DEEP
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CLEANLINESS IS THE ONLY WAY
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EVER SINCE PUPPIES EVOLVED TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE INTO SOCCER BALLS IT HAS CAUSED NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
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MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I THINK EVERYONE LIVES IN A CASTLE
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MILLENIA OF EVOLUTION THAT GAVE ME PREDISPOSED INSTINCTS IN THE WILD... COULD NOT PREPARE ME FOR THIS!
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AWW MAN I KNEW THAT SIGN WAS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING
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I THREW UP ON MY SHIRT BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR MONTHS, SO I THINK YOUR RULE IS GOOD
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I BET A DOLPHIN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Fan Blade Guards & Mounting Brackets AND Heat Booster Pumps
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WELL DOCTOR, MY GREATEST FEAR IS BEING EATEN ALIVE
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JAMES WAITS 120 YEARS FOR THE SAGUARO TO DIE, THEN HEADS BACK TOWARDS THE ROAD.
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ASTRONAUTING ISN'T A SPORT
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AND IN MY DREAMS, I SEE HIM. HE LOOKS AT ME, AND SAYS "THOSE WHO LEFT FOR SPACE ARE GONE FOREVER. I AM ALL THAT IS LEFT, YET I AM A CHARACTER THAT REPRESENTS A YEARNING AND SEARCHING FEELING THAT CAN NEVER BE SATISFIED.
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WAIT DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM! BUBBA BUBBA BOO! AHH DON'T GO IN!
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ONE MORE RUNG GREG, PLEASE. THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, THE MORE EXCITED I GET
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DRIVING DRIVING DRIVING, MAN CALCULUS CLASS WAS SO BORING TODAY! I'M NEVER GOING TO NEED TO USE CALCULUS IN THE REAL WORLD.
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OOOH-DERP I'M MAD I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THEM INTO THE ROOM WHERE I THROW CUPCAKES AWAY BUT NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO WATCH
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