PatrickEffingJohnson

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I swear raising a teen in extra curricular activities is like living in my car while being struck with anxiety of someone who just had complete memory loss.

Ah yes. The outside cat is hitting on the inside cat via screaming. True love.

Some days I question why I ever thought to think the vise grip would cease.

Some Man by Alexis Pope

Man, these people I live around almost get sexually excited when something goes awry and they can say the phrase "See? This is the end of the world."

I'm not sure what the hell is with today but I'm already in the mood to fight a god.