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Joined April 2025
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Wales don’t beat anyone, useless inferior team. Anglo superiority
Accidentally fully convinced myself Wales are going to beat Norway today. It's like when I buy a lottery ticket and feel in my bones that I am going to win. The disappointment wounds me irreparably.
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I’m 33, I’m on a lads holiday, with the footie lot, a 24 year old Swedish lass offers me a threesome with her 24 year old Swedish pal, and if I say yes I’m a weirdo Games gone modern men are gay
Legal age and moral standards are two different things, I’m 34 and I couldn’t even imagine going out with/talking to a girl of 24, wtf we going to talk about ? So then take that to an 18 year old, a teenager, It’s fucking weird !!
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In what world are we living in where me a 33 year old man wanting to bum Sabrina carpenter is weird
Replying to @sveromaster
There’s a difference between thinking someone’s a weird bloke and saying they’re ‘not allowed’. You’re conflating the two and being a bit dramatic.
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Why do they call passengers, souls?
Student pilot gets caught in the air mid-outage 😬😬
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Everyone’s so fucking boring on this app like who cares if a kid on cod calls him self russellbrand666
so waitttt, i’m apparently the problem because i don’t want (in your own words) KIDS to make a joke of convicted rapists? yeah i’m sure.
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Are men allowed to have sex with anyone? Ever
If all your Hinge likes are still in uni that’s a self-improvement issue
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Every single day there’s more and more of these inbreds trying to rape our people
Bilal Kazi, 27, who was studying in the UK, posed as a white British teenage boy called "Reece" while playing Roblox on Snapchat, Wizz and Wink, police said. He led his victims - aged between 10 and 17 - to believe they were in a genuine relationship with him, then lured them into sending explicit images and videos of themselves. @ShingiMararike reports | trib.al/ypAzeNy
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What’s gayer running over npcs in a video game or being obsessed with 11 men kicking a ball about a pitch
Adults excited about computer games. Good Lord
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We will have all killed each other by then.
The apocalypse shows always get this wrong. You got 6 to 9 months to find a place with food and water with some horses because I dont care how many gallons of fuel you have, you wont be able to run it through any motor.
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The apocalypse shows always get this wrong. You got 6 to 9 months to find a place with food and water with some horses because I dont care how many gallons of fuel you have, you wont be able to run it through any motor.
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They’ve got two songs
evanescence have nearly as many listeners as the other 2 headliners *combined* but of course a man is taking issue with the female headliner.
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Does this cunt think all the Abdul’s have suddenly gone home
notice how absolutely nothing has gotten better in the UK. its almost like it wasnt even the issue to begin with
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Ban all sex work
Sex workers don’t owe you friendship because you’re paying them.
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There using David Walliams to distract you all
🚨BREAKING: The government has admitted that the asylum camp next to Piddington will pose a risk to women and girls living nearby, documents show The planning document also revealed concerns from local police chiefs about the "increased risk of crime" [@Telegraph]
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She’s gonna try sue people for deforming the thick cunt
Replying to @blondehunx
Gonna start suing people for deformation soon
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Just fucking deport them
BREAKING: An Indian student who used the internet to groom and exploit 70 girls from across the UK has been jailed for at least 30 years with eight years on licence. Sky's @ShingiMararike is in Chester and has the details on Bilal Kazi's crimes. trib.al/7Ff27oe
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Fucking based
🚨NEW: The African nation of Malawi has recognised and "hailed" the British Empire as "liberators" who saved Africans from the Arab slave trade Through its department of museums, Malawi will also celebrate the British Empire by conserving its ruined forts
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Women have genuinely got mental, like mind your own fucking business
Just discovered a 28 year old I know is going out with a 18 year old... sorry but... that is not fucking normal
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Death stranding is great
Kojima console or Marvel console, your choice Rockstar gamer…
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