Member of Parliament (@ChambreLux) for @Piratepartei 🚀 Builder of digital things that make life easy ✨ Making the world a better place, one byte at a time!
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Banks closing branches. ATMs disappearing. Cash deposits getting harder.
But hey, at least the banking experience is being “modernised.” 🤡
#BankingAccess #CashAccess #Bancomat
Banks: “We’re making banking more accessible.”
Also banks: removes 113 ATMs.
#BankingAccess #CashAccess #Bancomat
Imagine paying almost €70 million for an ATM network and still having to ask whether some municipalities will be left with zero ATMs. 🤷🏻♂️
#BankingAccess #CashAccess #Bancomat
Luxembourg is cutting its ATM network from 350 machines to 237, while the shared “Bancomat” project will cost almost €70 million over seven years. Fewer cash points, a huge price tag. Who benefits? 🤨
#BankingAccess #CashAccess #Bancomat
Traffic planning must account for more than cars. Ambulances, doctors and care services must still be able to reach the people who need them. ☝🏻🚑
#TrafficManagement #Mobility #EventLogistics #RoadClosure
Imagine if road closures were shared automatically with navigation apps.
Revolutionary concept. Almost like the internet was invented for sharing information. 🤯
#TrafficManagement #Mobility #EventLogistics #RoadClosure
Google Maps: “Turn right.”
The road: CLOSED.
The police officer: “Honestly, I’m not sure either.”
Welcome to Luxembourg. 🇱🇺😃
#TrafficManagement #Mobility #EventLogistics #RoadClosure
Public events should bring people together, not bring traffic to a standstill. Road closures need proper planning, clear detours and real-time communication. 🚧
#TrafficManagement #Mobility #EventLogistics #RoadClosure
Since 2021, how much public money has gone to CLT-UFA under the state convention, and how is it divided between different services?
When public money supports media services, transparency should cover both spending and performance. Regular, detailed financial reports would help the public understand what it is funding. 🧐
#Media #RTL #CLTUFA#PublicFunding #MediaTransparency #GovernmentAccountability
Public money funds the media. Asking how it's spent should not be the controversial part of the story. 🙇🏻♂️
#Media #RTL #CLTUFA#PublicFunding #MediaTransparency #GovernmentAccountability
RTL public-service funding: millions in public interest.
Taxpayers asking for details: coming up after the break. 📺😛
#Media #RTL #CLTUFA#PublicFunding #MediaTransparency #GovernmentAccountability
Public money funds RTL’s public-service obligations across television, radio and online media. The public deserves transparent reporting on how that money is spent and what it delivers. 💶👀
#Media #RTL #CLTUFA#PublicFunding #MediaTransparency #GovernmentAccountability
The goal is to help people find work. The side quest is proving you speak the language you're already using to explain why you're looking for work. 🤓
#ADEM #WasteOfTime #MakesNoSense
Jobseeker: “I'm here to find a job.”
ADEM: “Excellent. First, let's see if you speak the language you've been speaking to me in.”
#ADEM #WasteOfTime #MakesNoSense
Went to school in Luxembourg ✅
Spoken Luxembourgish for 20 years ✅
ADEM: “Could you prove you speak Luxembourgish skills?” 🧐
#ADEM #WasteOfTime #MakesNoSense
Imagine graduating from a Luxembourgish secondary school, speaking Luxembourgish every day, and still having to prove your language skills to the ADEM. Does this system make sense? 🤷🏻♂️🤨
#ADEM #WasteOfTime #MakesNoSense
Space security is national security. Luxembourg needs effective surveillance capabilities, clear responsibilities and credible contingency plans to protect its satellite infrastructure as geopolitical tensions extend into orbit.
#Defense #SpaceSecurity #NATO #Satellites #Geopolitics
Your satellite is 500 km away from a potential threat. Then 100 km. Then 5 km.
At what point does “just passing by” stop sounding convincing? 🤔
#Defense #SpaceSecurity #NATO #Satellites #Geopolitics
Russia manoeuvres a military satellite close to a commercial one.
Cosmos 2612: changes orbit repeatedly.
Everyone tracking it: “That's an interesting choice.”
Everyone tracking it five manoeuvres later: 👁️👄👁️
#Defense #SpaceSecurity #NATO #Satellites #Geopolitics
Space is no longer just a place for scientific discovery. If military satellites manoeuvre close to commercial satellites supporting Ukraine, Europe needs the ability to monitor, assess and respond to potential threats. 🛰️
#Defense #SpaceSecurity #NATO #Satellites #Geopolitics