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Esoteric Shawty

Joined April 2023
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If you know me irl I am so sorry
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-My coworker yesterday
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“What’s that movie with the gay cowboys? Shawshank Redemption?”
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Just saw license plate 420RBG. Not custom
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All adventurous women do.
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And we talked on the phone for 5 hours because I am WEAK
He fucking texted me
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He fucking texted me
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The fast lane actually happens to be whatever lane I’m not in at the moment
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Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians
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Any reason given is pure selfishness. I will die on this hill. Not taking feedback at this time
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If you whiz past lines of bumper to bumper traffic just to cut in at the very front of the line. I hate you SO much
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Me in Portland rn
Voted blue in Seattle
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That’s my one rule…
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Right and right and right instead of turning left
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Driving without my heater on to get that sweet sweet extra 3 mpg
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