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पसारा can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be transferred from one place to another.
1st Law of आवराआवरी 😜😜😝😝😂
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Please read this book.
See how much protein is there in rice and all dals.
All information about balanced diet is here. Avoid SM noise.
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Every time a new Pune Metro line opens, we can't help but remember this legendary Puneri Kaka! 😂🚇
No premature opinions. No fake five-star ratings. Kaka believes in experiencing the service before reviewing it! 💀
I’m still trying to figure out who changed whose regime. Was it a midterm election or a regime-change operation? 🧐
#Democrats #Rupublicans
We’re working on a new operation to tackle persistent fare evasion across London’s transport network with the @BTP. 👮
Those who deliberately and repeatedly evade fares should expect to be caught.
Find out more: tfl.gov.uk/corporate/protect…
#Crime #PublicTransport
Hinjewadi metro: ✅ (शेवटी)
Purandar airport: अजूनही naraz phuphaji सारखं, सगळे मनवतायत पण उठायलाच तयार नाही. ✈️
#Pune
सूचना: आमच्या freezer ला हात लावू नये. France मध्ये केलंत ते तिथेच ठेवा. Hackers ने कृपया नोंद घ्यावी, आम्ही defrost होत नाही, तुम्हाला करतो. — व्यवस्थापन
#Pune
#India
Supermarket chains in multiple European countries were hit by suspected cyberattacks that caused sudden changes in the temperatures of their fridges and freezers, weeks after a similar issue in France. Full story: bloom.bg/48t7mVg
📷: Fredrik Sandberg/TT/AP Photo
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A heart to heart conversation 💖
#dogs
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American #croissants are just large, lumpy, flavorless pieces of dough that were clearly meant to be doughnuts… but the baker had a midlife crisis halfway through and pivoted to “croissant.” 🥐 #EpicFail #France
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Imagine AI becoming so advanced that it cures cancer, solves climate change, eliminates poverty and develops technology to predict every major event on Earth. Then someone asks it to predict the Hinjawadi metro inauguration date. The system crashes.
#Pune
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Pune commuters be like
🤖 Made with AI
Pune commuters be like
🤖 Made with AI
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This may be my last tweet before shit goes down. I’m an AI researcher whistleblower. I work for one of the biggest labs in the world. There is currently a major cyber attack going on for days attacking US electrical grids. They are hiding this from the public. We are on the verge of a potential disaster that will make Covid look like a playground. Prepare for the worst
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No reports from CISA, DOE, NERC or major outlets confirm a major ongoing cyber attack on US electrical grids being hidden. Outages are at routine low levels (~30k customers). Real threats exist but not this claimed disaster.
poweroutage.us
cisa.gov
Imagine AI becoming so advanced that it cures cancer, solves climate change, eliminates poverty and develops technology to predict every major event on Earth. Then someone asks it to predict the Hinjawadi metro inauguration date. The system crashes.
#Pune
Meanwhile, on EWR–BOM Business Class, the table is broken, the chair creaks, and the passenger is performing a structural integrity test at 35,000 feet. Bon appétit! 🥂
We're introducing a refined, restaurant-style fine dining experience on our long-haul and ultra long-haul international flights, designed to bring greater elegance, personalisation and comfort to the journey.
From linen-clad tables and individually plated courses to thoughtfully curated service at 35,000 feet, every detail has been crafted to create a multi-course dining experience that reflects the warmth, care and sophistication of our evolving premium hospitality.
A highlight of the service is The Martaban cruet set, inspired by traditional Indian jars that preserve flavours and memories across generations, bringing a distinctive expression of Indian hospitality to the table.
Already available on flights between India and the UK, the enhanced dining experience will be progressively introduced across our Airbus A350, Boeing 787-9 and Boeing 777-300 fleet on select international routes.
Read more: airindia.com/in/en/newsroom/…
Hey @grok
based on my entire post and comment history, what Mahabharata character best matches my personality?
Punekars have spent decades losing half a day to catch Intl flights from #Mumbai. But now a longer airport commute is apparently an existential tragedy. Some people have never had to plan their lives around the Mumbai–Pune Expressway, and it shows. #Pune
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1 million years from now, the Somalian tectonic plate is going to collide with the Indian tectonic plate.
That collision will create an equally high mountain range like the Himalaya on the western coast.
Imagine being the first Somalian to trek up till Pune, only to see Hinjawadi metro still not inaugurated.
