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Steven Webb

@swebb2390

Everything is coming up Millhouse.

 15 Yemen Road, Yemen
Joined October 2014
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These are my awards mother, from army.
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Enjoying Sky's coverage of filming individual players or managers while the game is on. Love watching Evans or Quigley while football is happening #gtfc
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Furious is dreadful.
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My mate and his buddy were about to pilot the Apollo mission to the moon. A guy next to them with his date said "if I fly this rocket will you date me?" She said yes. My mate and his buddy deliberately TANKED the launch codes so this made up person could go to space. Bro code.
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I've seen horrendous things on this platform over the years. The blue tick accounts that give fantasy football tips though might be the nail in the coffin for me. And by 'nail' I mean bullet. And by 'coffin' I mean my own skull. And by 'for me' I mean I'm gonna f*kin shoot myse
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This is quite funny
Steve Paxton (@Steve__Paxton) profile pictureSteve Paxton@Steve__PaxtonJul 31
British Gas sent me a bill which was £60 too high. I called them up, they were fine - the guy was really helpful and efficient, accepted the error and said they would resend a corrected bill. That's all great but where do I send the invoice for my time? Barely a week goes... 1/2
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And if a double decker bus, crashes into us
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Mick.@KinskiVHerzogJul 3
Replying to @tomrenniesoccer
England are better than Mexico, I think you are all getting a bit scared or looking for excuses. This is the 3rd World Cup held in Mexico, they havent done shit in any previously. You're not playing Aquaman and his boys in the Mariana Trench.
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And the craziest part?
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All timer. No notes.
Dan Fitch (@MEWrestlingUK) profile pictureDan Fitch@MEWrestlingUKJun 19
You people know who I am, but you don't know why I'm here ....
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Micah Richards analysing the Bosnian goal against Canada with the same amount of energy you'd expect to see given to a World Cup final winner. Long old summer Micah. And its.. y'know.. Canada vs Bosnia.
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Blue Lights is some of the best tele I've ever watched in my entire life. Go put it on.
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These blue tick cunts have an anecdote for every situation don't they
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kramerica industries@hepimpJan 15
looks like a rich lord introducing his simpleton servant to a kindly old doctor.
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Between Nancy and Jonathan nearly drowning in the cum room, the constant need for people to explain what's happening in large groups so everyone gets it & the loss of any tiny bit of charm the show had, I think Stranger Things might have had a worse fall off than Game of Thrones
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No mum, I'm sound watching this Torvill and Dean documentary with you
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I've never had more fun playing a game. Thank Goodness You're Here, thank you. @coalsupper
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These Knives Out films are complete shite
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This app is mad. I either get videos of men putting flags up outside pensioners houses, 5000-word long inspirational speeches from African blue-tick accounts that go absolutely nowhere, or - more recently - Ja Rule calling 50 Cent a cunt. What does it all MEAN?!
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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
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