JK I’m 99% positive that voting is a scam because we all know the modern government would never actually put the power in the people’s hands. We’re fucked no matter what, but I’d like cheaper registration while the ship is sinking, you know?

amie · Nov 2, 2026 · 10:37 PM UTC

amie@sween411Nov 2

God I hate daylight savings

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amie · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

amie@sween411Nov 1

LMAO Murphy’s Law in full effect right now, what the fuck.

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amie · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:35 PM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 30

Is 8:35a too early for a fridge cig?

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amie · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:07 AM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 28

I’m already annoyed by Feyre, only took 4 pages into her first chapter 😂 #ACOSH

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amie · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:18 AM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 28

Happy ACOTAR 6 release day, 8 years ago today I was Amarantha for Halloween 👻

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amie · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:43 PM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 27

Just stalking my Amazon for “out for delivery” notification on ACOTAR 6. Not sure why Amazon doesn’t set preorders for book releases to be delivered in the 4-8a window but they shoulddddd 😩

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amie · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:56 AM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 25

Idk guys. I’m from Baltimore and I’ve loved hardcore my whole life but I could not care less about turnstile in dc. Is it bc I’m 41 and actually elevated my life or is it bc I missed the boat somewhere 🫪

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amie · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:56 AM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 25

Touchy POV saying I’ve elevated my life but I’m also drunk in my camper at 1am sooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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amie · Oct 18, 2026 · 1:53 AM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 18

🚨 THE FLYERS WON A HOCKEY GAME 🚨

amie · Oct 17, 2026 · 3:17 PM UTC

amie@sween411Oct 17

You can pry full rim black eyeliner out of my dead millennial hands. #midwestemoszn

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