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Mara🩷

@swiftcession

Father Figure prophet | made eye contact with john mulaney | girl in mental asylum/wood nymph

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Joined October 2013
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“here that was a terrible signature, now you have two” 🥲 thank you for making my night the sweetest sweetheart ever wow wow wow what a night the funniest show
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me and my best friends husband have never met in person but we send each other really mean birthday messages every year and one time i was on the phone with him silently while he was at dmv bc she passed the phone to him for like thirty minutes
*:･ﾟ (@Bluewerks_) profile picture*:･ﾟ@Bluewerks_Oct 22
Saw a tiktok saying “your friend’s boyfriend is not your friend” and this is the exhausting part of dating culture with straight woman like he’s at every dinner. Every birthday etc and you’re expected to be around him constantly but you cant actually build a bond ?
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Taylor at Olivia's age
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jatige (@mrjatige) profile picturejatige@mrjatigeOct 31
so what i’m hearing is that olivia is more successful than taylor was at this point in time?
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Inde is absolutely killing this I have laughed out loud at least once every time she has talked so far
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“this plane is made out of israel” 😭 snl please
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love her so bad 😭
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”every morning i put on my little wh0re outfit and hit the gym” 😭😭😭😭😭
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why are they depriving me of him
Coolmcq YJS SPOILERS (@coolmcq1) profile pictureCoolmcq YJS SPOILERS@coolmcq14h
Andrew Dismukes stuns an hour and 10 minutes into the show that he is part of the main cast on
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her face card is crazy
Giselle//💥⏳ 💍💫 (@giselleb1234) profile pictureGiselle//💥⏳ 💍💫@giselleb12343h
Grace Reiter dressed as Taylor Swift for Halloween I LOVE IT 🙌🏽#SNL
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oh that’s my girl DOWN wisconsin swifties baby
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grace as taylor and travis im crying
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the rehearsal s3 but it’s just nathan coaching me through approaching shawn hatosy at mc3
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this was for my grandma specifically
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DRUNK UNCLE WEEKEND UPDATE TO TALK ABOUT THE BREWERS IM SO UP
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Grace Reiter appears during SNL goodnights in Taylor Swift Eras tour costume from cut sketch
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LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT
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I think it's really important to note that just because something is blowing up here on Stan Twitter, that means nothing to the actual real world. Nowhere else is making a big deal of the latest anti-NW shit. Real adults found the anecdote vaguely funny and then moved on.
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why is dismukes getting sidelined… does lorne want me to end it
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this would be the dream blunt rotation
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marty, larry david, and bill hader out for dinner in LA ✨
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Drunk Uncle is joined by the World Champion Milwaukee Brewers!
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Bobby Moynihan returns to the #SNL Weekend Update desk as Drunk Uncle to discuss the Brewers!
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Bobby Moynihan returns to the #SNL Weekend Update desk as Drunk Uncle to discuss the Brewers!
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Yes, Noah and Shawn are both so incredibly gorgeous 🙏
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Inde Naverette seemingly takes jabs at Shane Gillies during her #SNL monologue: “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m going to be in a Marvel movie. And I know it’s really important for Marvel that you get really fit, so I’ve been working out a lot, so every morning I put on my little wh*re outfit and I hit the gym.”
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“I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Noah Wyle’s sexiest man alive cover”
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