Avid Derby County fan - season ticket & away games. Love watching sport in general, playing pool & drinking Real Ale
Derby, England
Joined June 2011
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Live scenes from Manchester United's training ground as they conduct interviews to replace Carrick...
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To oni uratowali życie dwóm rannym policjantom. Prawdziwi bohaterowie ❤️
Dwaj wybitni krakowscy chirurdzy, prof. dr hab. Michał Pędziwiatr oraz dr Mateusz Wierdak, jedli obiad w restauracji niedaleko miejsca wczorajszej tragedii na Rynku Głównym.
Kiedy dowiedzieli się, że dwóch policjantów zostało ciężko postrzelonych podczas zatrzymywania napastnika, natychmiast przerwali posiłek i ruszyli im na pomoc.
Jeden z funkcjonariuszy znajdował się w stanie bezpośredniego zagrożenia życia. Profesor Pędziwiatr nie tylko pomagał rannym na miejscu, ale później również operował jednego z policjantów w szpitalu.
Ich błyskawiczna reakcja mogła mieć ogromne znaczenie dla uratowania życia funkcjonariuszy. Podajcie dalej, niech się niesie 💪
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Ten cajt je ABSOLUTNÍ BADASS!!!
Vy to asi nevidíte, ale on vědomě vyměnil svůj život za to, že toho útočníka aspoň co nejvíc zraní.
Bylo mu jasný, že jde v hadrech s pistolkou, proti někomu s dlouhou a ve Fool gearu a tak nemá smysl moc taktizovat a prostě se rozhodl rozdat co největší damage jaký stihne.
Absolutně chladnokrevně a přesně vysypal co měl i když sám inkasoval a jak viděl, že mu to vyšlo, tak se ještě stihl aspoň částečně sám ošetřit.
To je přesně podle vojenskýho - Když jsi jedinej kdo může, tak musíš!
Kolik životů zachránil, výměnou za svůj?
Velitelskej materiál.
Doufám, že to dá.
Dnes se všichni pomodlete.
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If @JohnLewisRetail had any sense they’d just pull that terrible anti-Christmas ad promoting and encouraging spoilt brat kids and the worst kind of consumerism.
I know it will have cost them a fortune to make it but it’s going to cost them even more with lost sales & a crashing brand reputation.
They should quickly shoot a new ad simply expressing love and kindness at Christmas and show that instead.
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So the King decried the slave trade as 'shameful'
then
His valet led him to his rolls royce
His chauffeur drove him to his palace
His footman opened the doors
His chef made supper
His dresser laid out his pyjamas
His equerry squeezed his toothpaste
And the maids cleaned up
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🚨 MAYBE FIRST TIME IN CRICKET HISTORY 🚨
Ali Khan bowls a bouncer, and the ball goes for a SIX 😳
That's a Wide + Six, possibly the first time this has happened in cricket history 😂
A must watch 👇🏻
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Crash & Burnham, born 1970.
11+ abolished 1976
C&B could not have taken, let alone failed this exam.
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His name is Luke Hewitson and he plays for Chester FC in the English 6th division. 🏴🧤
His save deserves to be seen everywhere 👏
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40 years ago this week, John Farnham brought “You’re the Voice” into the world. Four years later, Cilla Black administered the last rites
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Three points and three signings? Yeah, yesterday wasn't bad tbf. 😏
ALT Lars-Jørgen Salvesen celebrates his goal against Portsmouth at Fratton Park last night.
ALT David Ozoh poses in Derby County's 2026/27 PUMA Third shirt after signing for the Rams on Deadline Day.
ALT Eiran Cashin poses in Derby County's 2026/27 PUMA Home shirt after signing for the Rams on Deadline Day.
ALT Mo Fuseini poses in Derby County's 2026/27 PUMA Away shirt after signing for the Rams on Deadline Day.
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Be ready, @dcfcofficial. A fast Ram is incoming.
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Reading Festival 2026. This is what’s left.
Thousands of tents. Clothes. Airbeds. Rubbish. Just abandoned.
A lot of the same crowd will lecture everyone else about the planet, waste, and “doing better.”
Then they walk off and leave a field looking like a tip.
Another one Derby have missed out on! 🙄
Swansea City are closing in on the signing of Huddersfield Town central midfielder Tom Iorpenda.
It’s understood a deal worth around £1m has been agreed by the clubs for the 21-year-old.
Swansea are expected to pay an initial fee of £750,000, with around £250,000 in add-ons.
#HTFC have also inserted a sell-on clause into the deal.
Iorpenda is due to undergo a medical in Wales today.
(w/@psmithXI)
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Five cars torched in a field.
Balloons, flares, doughnuts, masked bikes.
That’s the “send-off” after five young men drove the wrong way down the A66 and smashed into a police car.
PC Matthew Blades and PC Tom Clough were doing their job. They’re dead. A farmer is left with wrecks and scorched grass. Locals calling it disgusting.
Horses terrified.
This isn’t mourning. It’s a feral circus from absolute morons who think setting motors alight is respect.
Two officers & five in the Passat. And this is what their mates do next. Scum!
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Can anyone explain why the man in the left, a fraudster and liar who killed himself after being found out - the Left inconsolable and outraged calling people racist for calling him out.
The 72 lady on the right, brutally bludgeoned to death with the Left in vast numbers finding it hysterical…….
Anyone?
Petition to stop the early release from jail of PC Andrew Harper's killers - Sign the Petition! c.org/7d4Jr68wCt via @UKChange
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Police have confirmed that posting a picture of a man wearing a T-shirt calling for the Leader of a major political party to be beheaded, is perfectly acceptable if you are a senior politician.
However if you are a young mum with a sick daughter at home and you post a naughty tweet, you will go to prison for nearly three years.
Two Tier Britain ? …….. Never.