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@syruproxy

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@syruproxyOct 23
Cannot believe we have a 1yr old! My little boy is the best thing to ever happen to me & this weekend we are going to celebrate! Happy birthday Theo 🎈 amazon.com/registries/gl/gue…
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Her vote counted as much as yours
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokenessJan 23
"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice"
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bitch you have to learn sarcasm, i cannot be saying i’m kidding all the time
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It’s dark by 5pm because we’re supposed to have our Christmas lights up
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Every gun that I purchase is one less gun that could potentially go into the hands of a criminal. In a way, I am a hero.
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I don’t understand why some women get SO MAD if their husband leaves something on the floor. Just pick it up and move on.
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I am American. The left is my enemy.
la gocha777 (@Annabellariveea) profile picturela gocha777
@AnnabellariveeaNov 4
I am Venezuelan. The left is my enemy.
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My politics is whatever this guy is working on
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This looks like it smells great
Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) profile pictureWall Street Apes
@WallStreetApesNov 5
This is not India This is an American High School in Bucks County, Pennsylvania We are losing our country. If you don’t see it you’re blind
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Want to REALLY save America? Homeschool your children.
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Problem Solved: Elon Musk Has Bought The United States buff.ly/AW8J98P
Problem Solved: Elon Musk Has Bought The United States

Problem Solved: Elon Musk Has Bought The United States

U.S. — Americans despondent over the results of the 2026 midterm elections breathed a sigh of relief on Wednesday morning as news broke that Elon Musk had purchased the United States.

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Stop this is so good
Nik Nocturnal (@NikNocturnal) profile pictureNik Nocturnal
@NikNocturnalNov 4
Slaughterhouse :)
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Weird
Brandi Kruse (@BrandiKruse) profile pictureBrandi Kruse
@BrandiKruseNov 4
Weird. Why isn’t there rioting today?
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elon musk tomorrow
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🚨 JUST IN: West Virginia voters APPROVE Amendment 1, LOCKING U.S. CITIZENSHIP into the state constitution as a requirement to vote, per NBC News This should be standard in EVERY SINGLE STATE. Democrats in cities like NYC and LA want to make it so non-citizens can vote in state and local elections, and obviously they want that to spread around the nation. We can't let that happen.
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democrats have no desire to govern, they have a desire to imprison their political opponents.
Congressman Robert Garcia (@RepRobertGarcia) profile pictureCongressman Robert Garcia
@RepRobertGarciaNov 4
LAWYER UP.
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Everyone that is surprised about the amount of brown people in the video of the plane wreckage in Florida has obviously never been to Florida. Florida just feels like an extension of Central and South America.
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My British grandpa when he found out I owned a gun & pocket knife “Why would anyone need that?”
ClarksonsFarm (@ClarksonsFarm1) profile pictureClarksonsFarm
@ClarksonsFarm1Nov 1
Controversial question, interested to hear your opinions?
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Tonight at 8PM eastern is the Subscriber Q&A!!
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lots of people larp about civil war here in the U.S. like it wouldn’t be an absolute nightmare. it wouldn’t be like go to war during the day and come home after your shift is over. it wouldn’t be Ukraine where the front is fairly well defined either. there wouldn’t be a “rear” to retreat to. it would be like Syria or the cartel wars with a healthy dose of the National Guard smashing anything that moves. never mind what the rest of the world does. you think China would sit it out and go about their business? what happens to South Korea? Japan? what would happen if the world reserve currency holder slipped into civil war? what do you think the rest of the world would do if the country with the most advanced nuclear arsenal didn’t have a rock solid grip on those weapons? just because you’re really mad at your political opposition doesn’t mean you, or anyone else, wants that smoke here in the U.S. stop playin.
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