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Joined March 2020
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Toi o Tāmaki / Auckland Art Gallery, Rangipuke / Albert Park 📸 March 2026
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teacup retweeted
extinction is forever
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damn maybe i really should party vote National this time…
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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DONT YOU DARE
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Where is my Husband - Raye (Straight people be original challenge: impossible)
"Popular" songs i despise (in no particular order) mostly because they're overplayed: - Shotgun, George Ezra - Nothing Holding Me Back, Shawn Mendes - Memories, Maroon 5 - Payphone, Maroon 5 - Sugar, Maroon 5 - Literally any song, Ed Sheeran - Stitches, Shawn Mendes and more :)
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i fear i neglect my twitter a little too much mini victoria sponge with raspberry jam (spiced custard not pictured)
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Ponsonby is very pretty right now
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HALT DIE FRESSE JETZT IDC ABOUT YOUR AI SLOP
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NORMALCY is an abomination. Phonaesthetically and morphologically grotesque. The word you seek is NORMALITY; -AL becomes -ALITY as in TOTALITY and FINALITY. I didn't even know NORMALCY was considered a legitimate alternative in American English until a few years ago. Hideous word
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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An aesthetically pleasing house, Westmere 📸 April 2026
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(late) morning all :)
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Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
Apple introduces the foldable iPhone Duo. #AppleEvent
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"men must go on sex strike" really??? 🥹🥹🥹 you promise??? 🥺🥺🥺
Men must go on sex strike. Do not give women any of your love until they submit to patriarchy. Feminist women are undeserving of love. Men must therefore go on sex strike.
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Current ruling policy of New Zealand is seeing how much you can humiliate the 18-35 age range before they move overseas
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The concept of the international audience discovering Dangerfield
i just found this company and i need literally everything they sell immediately
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Asked a customer "anything else?" After she ordered and she said "world peace?"
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Current Australian pm controversy: ah geez, how am I going to explain my melon joke!!! Current New Zealand PM sideplot:
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got back out of bed just to make this...
🚨 BREAKING: Angela Rayner has arrived at Downing Street
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how can you ever move on from such a beautiful film
I fear i will never move on from project hail mary
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