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Loudmouthed introvert. Cocktail revisionist. Author @yesyesbooks & @big_lucks. she/they

Cambridge, MA
Joined May 2009
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one of my favorite things abt being intro’d for readings is when the organizer reads the part of my bio abt my Scream chapbook & interrupts themself mid sentence to say they really need to read that book 👻
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experienced my first disability discrimination moment as a diabetic last night @BrooklynMirage where one of the security people yelled at me for bringing my insulin to a concert & then confiscated the fruit snacks I carry to manage emergency low blood sugars. super cool 😎
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thinking again about how “plague of frogs” in Hebrew is actually “plague of FROG,” and how the rabbis took this to mean that Pharaoh was terrorized by a single enormous frog
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nothing will ever be okay again until I have a rabbit of this size in my arms
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As we hurdle towards a Republican government shutdown, student loan payments should NOT resume on October 1.
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my second poetry book turned 5 today. so grateful for the life these poems have had so far. big shout out to all the service industry artists who are able to find joy in the work they do to pay the bills 🙌🏽
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Don’t Worry Darling is a Stepford Wives knockoff with the depth of a pond
Olivia Wilde: I made a movie that's a Surrealist and Baudrillardian critique of patriarchy and gender roles Everyone: boo! We hate you! Margot Robbie: I made a pro-late capitalism movie about white feminism and being a Karen. Everyone: yess! We love it! Make it make sense
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oh cool. so last season sucked bc of the writing but this season will suck bc of the writing AND the effects. cool cool cool
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Enter our 12th annual contests in poetry & flash fiction today! Past winners include @tabernacleteeth, @EllenRhudy, @grasoceng, @katkadav, @bbl_brett, @CourseyJulia, @karah_kemmerly & more! Enter today! giganticsequins.com/contests…
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okay, it’s been crap for long enough, I don’t live here anymore
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the first time I took the TIPs safe alcohol service training course was 14+ years ago & I’m not sure whether to find it comforting or disturbing that they have been using the same horrifically acted video scenarios the entire time
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female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade
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me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect
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I had the best slice of cheesecake of my life last night so of course today has been one of the most infuriating days I’ve ever experienced, the universe requires balance & also me sobbing on the sidewalk
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my near-decade lesbian relationship with my cis dude bf is proof that being the funny one & both enjoying cooking is all that matters regardless. jokes & food are truly all that matters
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why is having a drink post restaurant shift with a coworker so life affirming it doesn’t make sense that this is so euphoric
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wild how binge reading 2 excellent novels back to back has me blasting through 5 days of word count goals for my wip in a single sitting
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very cool of @Amtrak to overload my train out of New York w passengers from a previous train so that there’s no seats for at least 4 dozen passengers who paid to be on this specific train. will I get a refund for having to stand all the way to New Haven? can’t wait to find out
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happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
Replying to @jasonisbell
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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Bang out that novel and try not to die. Live fucking más, the planet is boiling and no one will care if something was beautiful once! Make trash!
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