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Things Nigerians Say in English That Aren't Correct 😂
1. I will off the light.
Correct English: I will turn off the light.
2. On the generator.
Correct English: Turn on the generator.
3. I am coming. (when leaving for a while)
Correct English: I'll be right back.
4. I am hearing you.
Correct English: I can hear you.
5. I don't understand what you are saying. (when asking someone to repeat)
Correct English: I didn't catch that.
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Carter Efe’s girlfriend, Jasmine, is finally heading back to the US, and Carter got really emotional and started crying 🥹❤️
He said he couldn’t believe he would fall in love one day, and the two ended up sharing a sweet kiss… see kissing 😂😂🤣❤️
One of the most expensive mistakes you can make in life is spending money to impress people who don’t even care about your financial situation.
Nobody will refund you for the clothes you bought to look rich, the lifestyle you maintained to fit in, or the money you spent to prove a point.
Build your finances quietly. You don’t need to look wealthy before you become wealthy.
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My girlfriend knew my phone password. I never thought much of it. One night, I woke up and saw her scrolling through my messages. I asked what she was doing. She said she was looking for something. When I asked what, she looked at me and said, "Your conversation with your mother." I laughed. My mother had been dead for eight years. Then she showed me the messages, hundreds of them, all from my mother's number. The latest one said, "Please tell him to stop pretending. I know he's still there." I checked the number. It was my own. I looked at my girlfriend. She was crying. Then she said, "You told me your mother died. But I've been talking to her every night."
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The moment CarterEfe played 2Baba’s African Queen for Jasmine as she was heading back to the US, and he couldn’t hold back his tears. 😭💔
Love is not a small thing abeg. 🥹
The moment CarterEfe played 2Baba’s African Queen for Jasmine as she was heading back to the US, and he couldn’t hold back his tears. 😭💔
Love is not a small thing abeg. 🥹
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might take months, might take years but I’m gonna get everything I want for sure.
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Lauren Sanchez and Co- wife seen attending the Bachelorette boat party of billionaire husband Jezz bezo
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Imagine calling me a bastard “ómòalè” for not supporting Tinubu. APC people will gaslight you if you are a Yoruba person that have sense.
“A big investor almost stopped working with me after his daughter showed him my TikTok. He said it was putting me in the wrong light. I asked, ‘We do big business together, right? So because of TikTok, you won’t work with me again?’ He said, ‘No.’”
—Mr Eazi
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This is how SmartBM was welcomed in Capetown SA. Person say this one na mini flyer😂😂😂
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Two Tesla Cybertruck started racing on the streets of Lagos 🏎️🔥
Why is calling it American Muscle 💪 😭

















