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Joined June 2015
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Can the Sirens get a cunty little mermaid? I love Rose.
The Portland Fire have officially introduced their first ever mascot: Rose the Glitter-Breathing Dragon 🐉😅 🎥: @theportlandfire
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LeBron, Mr. James, my friend, I need you to either do something Today or Thursday. Please avoid tomorrow I cannot handle my husband watching the World Cup game and getting LBJ news. I’m begging you. Men’s mental health is important.
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Listen I know it’s just my ADHD but I need yall to understand the Grinch was a victim of circumstance. He hated Christmas bc that’s what the Whos in his community celebrated. It’s very important to me that you understand the story would remain the same regardless of the holiday.
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Excluded from Hanukkah celebrations? He’s stealing menorahs and candles. Excluded from Easter? That green fuck is fist fighting the bunny with the eggs. The story is about exclusion. Not Christmas. Bffr.
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Got me defending Wemby and I don’t even like him why do yall got shit opinions 😭
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Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.
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Sometimes I think we have escaped the Youngstown stereotypes and other times I catch myself inviting the Handel’s admin to a family baby shower bc she hooked us up and we want to befriend her.
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They started playing T. Swift and Travis chugged a beer. No notes.
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The quantity of kn*cks fans here pissed me off. Go be broke in your own city foh
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Imagine being so angry over a leaf from 120 years ago that you’re willing to reheat your century-old beef DAILY. A lifelong hater. He just like me fr
These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
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I just want the record to show I’ve hated Harden this entire time.
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Good grief I’m going to kill myself
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I get to go to a Cavs game for my birthday 😭
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You could hear “let’s go Cavs” on the television and I need y’all to know that was fuckin iconic.
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Dive at his bitch ass knee
Dude was crying real tears when Allen shoved his pussy ass last year. Fake tough piece of shit. Dive at his knee
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Guys I’m not even kidding the couple next to me is fighting bc one or both of them cheated and Sam Merrill just got choked
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