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Coddiwompler, raconteur and boon ‘Companion to Mankind’

Koh-e-Qaf
Joined April 2010
Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)Photo by *𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 (@takhalus)
Prologue: A thread about tweet🧵 threads. I’ve been looking at collecting my various tweet threads over the last three to four years in one place. So if you’re someone who likes reading my ramblings. Beware this tweet will take you down the rabbit hole.
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Jalakay (Pashto)… Although I don’t remember non-fridge time, but we had this one too. People back then wouldn’t throw away stuff - just because they didn’t have use for it. We had a salt shaker till 2000s that was of the same age as mine, and it came free with Sikakai Shampoo.
پرانے زمانے کی فریج۔۔۔۔ کسی کو اس کا نام معلوم ہے؟
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🔥 ⚠️ 📢 🚨 ⚠️ VVVVVIP on way to Islamabad from airport gets his ride hit by another vehicle. Arguments,counterarguments VVVVVIP texts from phone, 2 Vigos appear immediately.Occupants other vehicle dragged beaten taken away in Vigo. VVVVVVIP " They will never see sunlight
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what even Zia could not. Under Constitution, invocation of Emergency & Governor Rule only transfers the powers of CM & provincial assembly. It does NOT remove the CM. Today, sitting CM of KPK is a missing person! And the Courts proclaim themselves helpless. At this point 3/4
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Hard to describe how insane this is! After the FCC order, the Peshawar High Court is no longer entertaining ANY writ petitions! Even under Zia & Musharraf’s martial laws, the reviled Nusrat Bhutto & Zafar Ali Shah judgments that endorsed the martial laws still asserted the 1/4
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The most hilarious story from the midterms, one that many didn’t hear about.
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*𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒔 retweeted
A striking stat re AIPAC performance in the midterms. In 2022, almost 70% of its funds went into races where it got the desired result. In 2024, it was 87%. In 2026, that figure is 34%. responsiblestatecraft.org/ai…
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It is a country where nothing works but anything can happen.
From ceremonial constitutional figurehead of KP, denied access to his Annex at KP House, to being deprived of his role as the chancellor. @fkkundi has now been granted the powers of the CM. Everything is possible in cartoons and Pakistan!!
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After almost 9 years
Peshawar folk, help me remember the name of Chief Burger’s best burgers. It was Philly Cheese Steak, Beef Special Steak Burger or something like that. I’m craving one, and someone coming from Peshawar tomorrow can bring it along but they need the name and I can’t remember it ☹️
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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Michigan Senate results, with 97% reporting: 🔵 Abdul El-Sayed: 52.52% (+7.04) 🔴 Mike Rogers: 45.48%
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Add to list @ImaanZHazir @AdvHadiali that @amnestysasia + @UN has been pushing for. Remember thousands of women political prisoners, largest under any government.
No government or international institution should fund Pakistan’s regime while it defies Supreme Court orders, subjects its democratically elected leader to isolation and torture, and opens fire on peaceful protesters. Human rights must be non-negotiable. (On a side note, funding these crooks will do nothing for the Pakistani people anyway. We all know it'll get split up and pocketed by the govt and the army)
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آج کل عقیل صاحب خود سنو ڈیجیٹل میں ہیں، جبکہ ان کی دوسری اہلیہ فرنٹیئر ڈیجیٹل سے وابستہ ہیں۔ اب یہ بتانے کی ضرورت تو نہیں کہ ان ڈیجیٹل پلیٹ فارمز کے پیچھے کون ہے اور ان کے مفادات کہاں سے جڑے ہوئے ہیں۔ باقی @iaqeelyousafzai کی زندگی ایک جیگتی جاگتی شرمندگی ہے کچھ پردہ رہنے دیتے ہے
میں یہ دعویٰ دستاویزی شواہد کے ساتھ ثابت کر سکتا ہوں کہ 2009-10 میں دہشت گردی کے موضوع پر ایک کتاب @iaqeelyousafzai تیار شدہ شکل میں دی گئی تھی، جسے انہوں نے اپنے نام سے شائع کیا۔ میں ایسے ایک صحافی کو بھی جانتا ہوں جسے عقیل صاحب سے پہلے یہی کتاب پیش کی گئی تھی فوجی دلال
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I can vouch for fact that OBL underwent dialysis at CMH. Sources in hospital had confided. Later all records were removed from files.
Replying to @WVanwagenen
Bin Laden received kidney dialysis in a Dubai hospital in July 2001, and in Rawalpindi on September 10th 2001. His last interview he looked visibly unwell with possible signs of having had a stroke. He died, naturally, mid-December 2001. xitter.gq/uzmebi/status/20028281…
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In short, PMLN's condition for new provinces in Punjab is another 'Form 47 Govt' in the 2029 election xitter.gq/suhailswarraich/status…
نون پنجاب میں نئے صوبے بنانے پر رضامند ہوچکی ہے اور وہ نئے صوبوں کی قانون سازی میں بھرپور تائید و تعاون کیلئے تیار ہے۔ شرط یہ رکھی گئی ہے کہ نئے صوبے 2029ء کے انتخابات کے بعد وجود میں لائے جائینگے۔ پنجاب کے اندر نئے صوبوں کی تعداد کے بارے میں حتمی فیصلہ تو نہیں ہوا مگر پنجاب کو چار صوبوں میں تقسیم کرنے کی تجویز اعلیٰ حلقوں میں زیادہ مقبول ہے۔ پیپلز پارٹی کو پنجاب کے اندر صوبے بنانے پر کوئی اعتراض نہیں بلکہ پیپلز پارٹی ، جماعت اسلامی اور تحریک انصاف توپہلے ہی جنوبی پنجاب اور وسطی پنجاب کی الگ الگ صوبائی تنظیمیں تشکیل دیکر نئے صوبوں کو عملاً تسلیم کرچکی ہیں۔ پیپلز پارٹی کے سندھ کی تقسیم کے حوالے سے شدید اعتراضات اور تحفظات تاحال موجود ہیں۔ بلاول بھٹو ان اعتراضات اور تحفظات کا برملا اظہار بھی کرچکے ہیں اور ان کے فل اسٹاپ والے بیان میں بھی مسرت کی جھلک اس بات پر ہے کہ یہ منصوبہ ختم ہوچکا۔ مگر پیپلز پارٹی کے بعض رہنما مقتدرہ سے اس معاملے پر لڑائی کی بجائے کوئی درمیانی راہ نکالنا چاہتے ہیں۔ اس حوالے سے تجویز یہ دی گئی ہے کہ اسلام آباد، گوادر اور کراچی کو وفاقی علاقہ قرار دیا جائے اور بھارت کے شہر چندی گڑھ کی طرح کراچی میں سندھ کا دارالحکومت بھی قائم رہے۔ jang.com.pk/news/1629681
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Elites fighting elites, no need to shed tears but some details on Hashwani vs Zardari-Military: Behind the scenes of the Pearl-Continental saga, the Hashwani family’s hospitality empire is being dismantled through an orchestrated corporate squeeze. The battle centers on Pakistan Services Limited (PSL), where outside interests acquired a roughly 56% voting majority by exploiting disputed share pledges and distressed market pricing. With state regulators and courts failing to provide an institutional shield, the family found itself outflanked within its own flagship publicly listed firm. Once voting control was secured, Fauji Foundation moved in to orchestrate the carve-up, compelling the Hashwanis through a forced out-of-court settlement to surrender premier northern and garrison-adjacent properties, including PC Lahore, PC Bhurban, and PC Muzaffarabad. Simultaneously, corporate vehicles tied to the ruling civilian political apparatus specifically Thatta Cement, linked historically to the Omni Group and the inner circle of Zardari, have positioned themselves to take control of the southern assets, including PC Karachi. Sadruddin Hashwani spent decades in a vicious personal feud with Zardari. While large industrialists historically survived civilian vendettas by seeking shelter with the military establishment, the current political reality leaves no room for such maneuvering, as the civilian coalition and military leadership now govern in direct alignment, subservience, partnership, SIFC, whatever else you want to call it. The forced surrender of the PC hotel network sends an unambiguous signal to the wider business community. In Pakistan's current economic model, independent private conglomerates cannot maintain independence without state patronage. When ruling political figures and military-backed conglomerates set their sights on prime commercial assets, regulatory protections evaporate, leaving legacy family dynasties vulnerable to state-backed corporate absorption.
Replying to @Alyhassan959
Way to go Pakistan Military Enterprise👍🏼🫡 @brief_pk please document this story too on your platform
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The radio silence and complete isolation of my father is unbearable. Let us speak to him. Let us know he’s alive. Have some humanity. Free Imran Khan.
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@AmirMateen2 letter (September 2002) highlighting constant harassment by intelligence agencies.
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On the 10th anniversary of the murder of Saleem Shahzad. dawn.com/news/633583/mournin… “Koi aur toh nahin hai pas-e-khanjar aazmai, Hum hi qatal ho rahay hain, Hum hi qatal kerrahay hain” Trans: There is no one else holding the dagger, We are the ones dying. We are the ones killing.
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