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@Kiran04 Please, tell us about feminism while you post memes to your FB wall about how terrible female drivers are. @LizWelle @mandyapolis

@hlockwoo I don't think she cared until I declined the snack. Dangerous territory, booze without snacks.

@joellenroberts @benreic I go through all the work of opening the container, and then just casually put the lid back on and back away.

Only song I can still play on the piano. #windbeneathmywings #oscars

Hey digital marketing friends, let's agree to avoid all conversations about leveraging the "celebrity group selfie" this week. K?

I don't understand the curved screen, but I'm pretty sure I need it. #samsung #oscars

Am I hearing impaired or do all U2 songs sound like the same song? #oscars

I take it back. RT @tal_joy: Rather than commenting each time, I’ll just say, ”I’d date these presenters“ as a sweeping statement. #oscars

Can we not call baby bumps “accessories” please? Not a fucking purse. MT @InStyle: The hottest accessory on the red carpet? Baby bumps!

"Bill Murray liked it. Let's all like it too. Yah!" #oscars

Rather than commenting each time, I'll just say, "I'd date these presenters" as a sweeping statement for the rest of the evening. #oscars