i wanna watch the empire fall with you.

dctid
Joined October 2008
every time i want to apologize for being "too much" i think abt when the mad hatter tells alice "you lost your muchness. you used to be much muchier"
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Credit scores were invented in 1989 :)
Mayor Zohran Mamdani has proposed a ban on landlords requiring both income and credit requirements on apartment applications.
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Seeing how the Bezos are ruining the whole vibe of The Met Gala makes me appreciate WHY Mrs Astor made it her mission to keep the riff raff out in The Gilded Age 🤷🏾‍♀️😂
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Being single today isn't just a relationship status, it's a financial disadvantage. You're covering 100% of the costs with 50% of the support, and somehow expected to keep pace with people who've got everything shared. It's not about being bad with money, it's about the fact the system clearly isn't built for one person to manage alone anymore.
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"what a shame to be 42 years of age not completely covered in scars. they're the evidence of a life fully lived." i love shrinking so much, man, what a show 🥹
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This is what happens when you give a theater kid an unlimited budget #sabchella
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annually, 10 days before the Oscars, film twitter essentially does their version of the salem witch trials
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being a genuine snl enjoyer on weeks where they’ve got a twitter darling host is kind of my hell because i have to keep myself from going “um actually” whenever i see slight misinformation on the timeline since it’s actually more embarrassing for me to know everything about snl
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Time between Offer letter and joining date.
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Bex retweeted
womens usa hockey makes me want to barbecue or vote in an election or something like im patriotic asf rn
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What an awful message the sport of figure skating just sent to sexual abuse survivors and victims, and parents and kids who want to participate in a safe sport. Column coming…
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Replying to @jakefenner_
Silver and Bronze are the highest prizes in Ice Dance those are the rules
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“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.
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Bex retweeted
can i come over and lay on you like this. platonically.
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I think we need to bring back calling people "internet famous" instead of calling them "influencers." There needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it.
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i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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Bex retweeted
Flirting is becoming a lost art due to the decline in literacy. Those who can flirt the best are usually very witty and know how to engage in banter!
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finding out your good male friend was playing the long run 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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every couple of months a new parasocial fandom spawns and you learn which of your oomfs is susceptible to brainwashing and would join a cult
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sometimes as a young person you find yourself in a Normal People situation
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