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Hot take. If you want to expedite boarding a plane remove carry ones. If it can’t fit under the seat it goes under the plane.

Shoutout @Delta airlines for being there for me since @AmericanAir stranded me today.

Yall worried yet with all of these appointments? At least the first time around it appeared he tried to hire folks who knew what they were doing.

You don’t want them to take your guns but you’re cool with them telling you what you can look at on the internet?? Wild

It’s wild that more folks aren’t up in arms about the censorship that is currently going on in this country. The government is slowly taking control to tell us what we can and can’t do and selling it as “protection.”

Yo @Uber stick to ride shares cause @UberEats has nothing on @DoorDash . 90 mins to deliver ✅ 3 missed estimated times ✅ Cold food ✅ Driver can’t read directions ✅ I want my money back

My 2+ old just walked over acting like he wanted to give me a hug to then proceed to vomit all over me. Like why the hell do we sign up for this

Who wants to help me start a new tv network that takes all your normal reality shows: bachelor, survivor, the challenge, real house wife’s, etc. but Instead of the people they put on now it’s all plus size folks. Could call it BIG.

Yo @Walmart and @Degree what’s this? Please DM so I can get this corrected

You know your kid is growing up in Texas when Buc-ee is his favorite character.

Saw a recent video of @realDonaldTrump and he reminded me of a high school girl in 2007 #orange #tan #whatthefuck

If y’all are more outraged by Drag Queens then you are seeing a bunch of fuck boys wave a Nazi flag you can’t claim to be a Patriot or claim to even be an American. Last I checked we never went to war to fight an Army of Drag Queens.

My favorite thing about the current state of todays Republican Party is you get to see the crazy happen in real time.

I know my music taste isn’t great but I don’t understand the obsession with Morgan Wallen.

If you were mad about loan forgiveness you better be ready to burn something down about this FDIC protection for businesses.

5 years ago this month, events took place that set my life on a different path. As I sit here and reflect on that I am reminded how fast time goes by and how quickly things change.

The cowboys suck. That’s that

Haven’t seen any of those Biden Stickers on gas pumps recently. Who are we to blame for the lower gas prices?

Property tax is such a big business in Texas that there are companies that will go right on court to save you money. Think about that. #TXGovDebate

First time @GregAbbott_TX has given a straight answer. Finally! #TXGovDebate