Founder & Cloud Consultant PAYE → £100K+ Self-Employed SWE | DevOps | Platform Engineering

Bristol
Joined December 2023
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I transferred all of my pensions to my Trading212 SIPP Aviva - transferred in 24 hours Scottish Widows - transferred in 1 week Smart Pensions - still waiting 3 weeks later what on earth is going on @smartpensionuk ?
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funny because i was discussing a couple weeks back with my mrs the only reason stopping me relocating to bath is there is not enough supermarket selection outside of the central area oh and the copper internet
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Being a parent is crazy because you essentially sign up for 4 years with broken sleep. 8 years really because you’ll probably have 2 kids. And you’ll have a cold at least 4 months of the year. People that have more than 2 kids I find absolutely insane.
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26 interview processes since Jan 2025. 5 offers, 18 rejections, 2 withdrawn, 1 ghosted. Here are 18 of them, with the salary and how far I got. Thanks Claude for pulling the data from my emails for me. FAANG (3 processes, 0 offers) FAANG 1, £170k: rejected after the full loop (assessment, phone interview, 5-interview loop, plus an extra interview) FAANG 2, £140k: rejected after the assessment and phone interview FAANG 3, £200k: rejected after the coding interview, even though I got it all right - had weird vibes off of the interviewer Big cyber and cloud vendors (3 processes, 0 offers) Cyber 1, £175k: made the final 4th round, they hired an internal candidate who relocated from the US Cyber 2, £150k: rejected after 4 rounds Cyber 3, £130k: rejected after one interview - this role wasn't really a good fit tbh which we agreed during the interview UK, EU and US tech and fintech (8 processes, 0 offers) FinTech 1, £125k: rejected after 2 rounds (live technical exercise) FinTech 2, £118k: rejected at the final stage, 6th round Energy SaaS, £100k: rejected after the final (threat modelling, pair coding, behavioural) FinTech 3, £95k: rejected after the technical interview - 3rd round Cloud Platform, £95k: didn't get past the recruiter screen Insurance, £90k: rejected after the pairing task - 3rd round AI Chip, £90k: rejected after the code pair and technical - 2nd round Cyber SaaS, £75k plus bonus plus on-call: rejected after round 1 Defence tech (2 processes, both withdrawn) Defence Tech 1, £105k: withdrew Defence Tech 2, £75k to £105k plus equity: withdrew before the technical test because of the London on-site requirement Consultancies (2 processes, 1 offer) Consultancy 1, £100k: OFFER (2 stages and a case study) Consultancy 2, £90k: rejected The other 8 (4 offers, 3 rejections, 1 ghosted) were mostly contract roles - which is what I eventually pursued Crazy to think before 2025 I had almost 100% interview success rate The tech job market has changed a lot Opportunity is in front of you, not behind you, keep going
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not sure what’s going on but i’ve had 12 brands reach out to me for sponsorships since monday for youtube collabs this is unprecedented
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I’m glad I self host on a VPS You can’t really trust these big companies any more when everyone is deploying with AI - staff members are bound to slack off and just merge whatever
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So far in October £660 family of 4 This tweet caught my eye and made me check, fuck me. Lets minus of £50 for toiletries etc in those shopping transactions though I guess
Can we settle a debate please. How much do you spend on food per month in the UK? And for how many people?
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Why is my Bristolian 2 year old pronouncing water as wataaa
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TechToby retweeted
Today we disclose PHP2Shell - remotely exploitable memory corruptions in PHP WordPress pre-auth RCE: ✅ Drupal pre-auth RCE: ✅ Joomla pre-auth RCE: ✅ Remote memory disclosure of any PHP application: ✅ Read more ⬇️🧵
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Cmon guys it’s half term ffs have a day off
🚨 PHP warns of two critical vulnerabilities as emergency patches arrive tomorrow The PHP security team will release updates on October 21 at 14:00 UTC for two vulnerabilities, each rated 9.2 under CVSS v4.0. ⠀ Security researchers identified the flaws as CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619 and described them as remote code execution vulnerabilities reportedly affecting PHP versions 5 through 8. PHP has not yet confirmed the affected versions, exploitation requirements or fixed releases. ⠀ The vulnerabilities were reportedly leaked before their planned disclosure. Researchers said they have not observed active exploitation, while PHP warned it may release the patches early if technical details become public or exploitation is detected. ⠀ Administrators should identify PHP installations now and prepare to apply the updates as soon as they become available.
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All of these high stakes Banks are only building infrastructure in one zone in a single region??????????? The region has 3 zones and no one thought hmm we should probably ensure we have maximum availability??????
BREAKING: Multiple online services are down or 'experiencing issues.' Google Cloud has reported "issues" in its western Europe region affecting dozens of websites, including; Revolut, Royal Mail and HSBC. Latest updates ➡️ trib.al/M16q5UZ 📺 Sky 501
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just saw someone on tiktok saw if you’re trying to get in to tech in 2026 you need to train as a forward deployed engineer people in the comments lapping it up like “how to learn” it’s like telling a non league footballer to just be ronaldo
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Caved. Heatings on
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I’ve been making career based content on all forms of social media since lockdown I’d estimate that less than 10% of the people who approach me for help actually follow through
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A lot of is a lack of investment That doesn’t always mean money. Time, agency, effort etc The idea that 6-24 months of hard work can change your life is completely unfathomable to some people
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no idea how so many people make vulnerable apps with ai tbh only at 75% of the way through my mvp did i start checking it myself, found some odd things then i created a security skill in claude and ran some sec tools. i found 3 critical and 2 highs, fixed again with claude
❗️ The CEO of a South African coffee chain vibe-coded an internal dashboard for all of his 132 stores, only it had one big flaw: all of the sensitive internal data was stored in the source code of the login screen. The dashboard URL was discovered through employees posting photos of their laptop screens on Instagram. The CEO said he had discovered Claude and was "almost certain" that software itself will soon "become free," they said.
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You can be paid to post on the lowest X subscription now, is this new?
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Just tried an independent peri peri chicken place. £25 whole chicken and 4 sides. Like teleporting back to 2017 nandos prices
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can’t believe i’ve been locked away building backend infra for 10 years i have far too many ideas to not be building great product
currently using opus 5.5 with remotion and strudel to generate a launch video for my startup i'm buildling this is how we were supposed to bootstrap
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