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Sit down and be humble

Stockport, England
Joined September 2010
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Replying to @adamrowecomedy
@adamrowecomedy was it you who covers one eye when going the bathroom in the night? I feel like this vindicates you
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Pirates didn’t wear eyepatches because they were missing an eye; they wore them so when they went into the hold, they didn’t have to wait for at least one eye to adjust to darkness.
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Sunshine makes everything better doesn’t it. #tourofbritain
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Martin 'Ted' O'Neil retweeted
Ben Affleck says he, Bradley Cooper, Matt Damon and Jason Bateman are in a Wordle group chat together. “You have to do the Wordle, the Quordle and the Octordle, and add up your score. It’s fiercely competitive, and there’s a lot of mockery and derision.” hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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And on Sunday I went the pub. Those @WeatherspoonsU toilets are quite a hike ain’t they?! #weatherspoons #walk #hike
Martin 'Ted' O'Neil retweeted
Advert day yesterday. This is the outtakes from one of them. Keep your eye out in next weeks episode for the final version😂
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Didn’t realise a language app would ruin my evening. @duolingo you can keep my daily streak. I’m not navigating that garbage. ¡Adiós! ##Duolingo
Some people are c*nts. I can’t sum it up any better than that.
Americans came 3 votes short of having their insulin capped at $35/month. And it failed because Republicans blocked it. Remember that when you vote this fall.
Hidden Levels debut show. ⬇️ #manchestermusicscene #manchester #satanshollow
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Photographer required. Live music shoot on 29 June. Get in touch. Manchester Centre #MANCHESTER #manchesterphoto #manchesterphotography #bandphoto
Spoiler…… it wasn’t that good #Pickford
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I forgot #ARSMNU was even happening until just now. 15 years ago this was unmissable. #BBCFootball
And how much to buy if I don’t win?
New Competition. RT and follow (if you haven't already) for a chance to win this 12 x 8 inch #Liverpool, River Mersey and Wirral at Night Rooftop print. The draw will be on Sunday, 28th November.
Conor ‘without a doubt’ Coady 😂 #MOTD2 #matchoftheday
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