Oritsejeminetemi, ACCA 👑⚔️🔱⭐✊🏿⚡️💥💚🖊️

I would never understand people who beg at the office. It’s so crass fr

Senior Associate 1 is a very defining year in Big 4. There's workload fatigue as your portfolio exponentially grows, then there's 'what the h*ll am I doing here' technical frustration.

Funke Akindele is not playing sha. They literally traveled to shoot that Premiere video😫😫 The planner in me is wondering what her budget spreadsheet looks like!

Dear Finance Twitter if someone in banking with 4yrs experience with ICAN and ACCA want to enter either KPMG, PWC, EY or Deloitte What position would he be given? Manager or Assistant manager? Asking for a friend

Salary structure in KPMG and other big 4 accounting firms. Intern / NYSC ₦40k–₦100k Graduate Trainee/Analyst ₦180k–₦300k Associate ₦250k–₦450k Senior Associate ₦400k–₦700k Assistant Manager ₦550k–₦1m Manager ₦800k–₦1.5m Senior Manager ₦1.2m–₦2.5m Director ₦2.5m–₦4.5m+ Apparently the big 4 and banks have close to similar salary structure, depending on your grade level.

I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly. During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being. My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand. One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed. Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes! I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight. The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night! It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with. TWO HUGE PYTHONS! I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them. Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭 Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed. My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱

Doing this on my birthday is absolutely crazy but I love it 🤣🤣🤣. Happy birthday to me 🫶🏿🙌🏿

They say that 40 days before death, a person loses interest in the world.

This is why I hardly take annual leaves at work, because one time of our colleague took 5 days exam leave …handed over to a junior staff, the 4th day of his leave they terminated his contract.

Fun fact, he has never calculated his CGPA before. Like, he doesn’t need to know how CGPA is calculated🥹🔥

Actually, second-class upper students are first-class students who are a little careless.

I hate that my method of reading is by re-writing😭

If after 40 years of estrangement, you use chatGPT to draft apology letter for me, I’ll add a clause in my will that you must be arrested after my death.

Contrary to popular beliefs, 10k steps does not even burn that much calories. One slice of cake can genuinely undo all that hardwork.

Oluwadamilola Alabi, AAT, ACA (Qualified). Graduated at 19 with a perfect 5.0/5.0 CGPA (First Class Honours) First 5.0 in Accounting Department history and 3rd in Redeemer’s University Best Graduating Student, @RedeemersUni Class of 2026. …. 4 years well spent!! Glory to God

The Yoruba Word for Emergency is PAJAWIRI, What is the Yoruba word for SUDDENLY?

I know how passionate and committed my tribe, Yoruba is 😍 What Yoruba name would be given to a baby found on the road?

Are we all set? Agbaranla starts showing from tomorrow. Don't come alone. See you there. You can still get tickets directly from the cinema or check their websites for booking. Thank you.