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Surprise! I thought I was at the podiatrist for a follow up and to schedule my fibroma removal. Turns out, that fibroma is going away today in about 10 minutes. I’ve had this dumb little thing for 10+ years, but I’ll be glad to be rid of it.
And because it’s on my toe, all I have to do is soak my foot twice a day (don’t have to tell me twice), put some antibiotic ointment on the area, and keep it bandaged until it heals. Woo-hoo!!
I’ll give him this much, they make a nice margarita at Lindo Michoacán and the tortillas are great. Javier Barajas is a sucker for believing anything that con man promised.
A Las Vegas business owner welcomed Trump to his restaurant in 2024 on the promise of an economic boom. Two years later, he tells @KyungLahCNN "everything is worse” and he is going bust.
This is interesting. My old ass is curled up in bed, waiting for bedtime at about 7:30PM lol.
🕚 Average Bedtime by U.S. State
🇺🇸 Hawaii — 11:06 pm
🇺🇸 New Mexico — 11:12 pm
🇺🇸 Arizona — 11:12 pm
🇺🇸 Maine — 11:13 pm
🇺🇸 Wyoming — 11:17 pm
🇺🇸 New Hampshire — 11:19 pm
🇺🇸 Colorado — 11:19 pm
🇺🇸 Rhode Island — 11:21 pm
🇺🇸 Wisconsin — 11:22 pm
🇺🇸 Montana — 11:23 pm
🇺🇸 South Dakota — 11:23 pm
🇺🇸 Mississippi — 11:25 pm
🇺🇸 Delaware — 11:26 pm
🇺🇸 Nevada — 11:26 pm
🇺🇸 Alabama — 11:29 pm
🇺🇸 Alaska — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Tennessee — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Vermont — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Idaho — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Louisiana — 11:31 pm
🇺🇸 Iowa — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Minnesota — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Washington — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Nebraska — 11:34 pm
🇺🇸 Missouri — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 Oregon — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 South Carolina — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 North Carolina — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Arkansas — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Kansas — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Massachusetts — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 Illinois — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 Florida — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 California — 11:38 pm
🇺🇸 Virginia — 11:38 pm
🇺🇸 Connecticut — 11:40 pm
🇺🇸 Pennsylvania — 11:41 pm
🇺🇸 Oklahoma — 11:42 pm
🇺🇸 Maryland — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 Texas — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 West Virginia — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 North Dakota — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 Michigan — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 Indiana — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 New Jersey — 11:46 pm
🇺🇸 Utah — 11:47 pm
🇺🇸 Ohio — 11:47 pm
🇺🇸 Georgia — 11:49 pm
🇺🇸 Kentucky — 11:50 pm
🇺🇸 New York — 11:53 pm
🇺🇸 District of Columbia — 11:56 pm
U.S. average — 11:37 pm
Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20–11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours).
Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Women’s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
Blood pressure reading was 75/54 this morning. Thank goodness the cardiologist is happening tomorrow.
It’s 4:20AM. Guess what I’m doing? No, not THAT. I’m painting my nails for Halloween, as one does when the chronic insomnia resurfaces.
Guess those sparkling “no crime” statistics will have to be revised, should this asshole be convicted. I don’t doubt something terrible happened that night and the person arrested did it.
A man has been arrested and charged in connection with a 2021 fatal shooting in Boulder City, Nevada, according to the Boulder City Police Department.
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Usually the only murders we have here are domestic violence type crimes. Throw the police department something else and it’s a crapshoot whether or not it will be treated appropriately, as was the case here.
Somehow I’m in the untimely death algo of Threads. Every time I open the app, there’s a new announcement of a young person who has died. Very depressing.