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Can I get from Tottenham to Nottingham using only public bus services?
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Mbappe and Yamal begging for 2 months just for Kane to take the Ballon d‘Or
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Replying to @CarpetCIaret
“You can’t be bringing a girl like that to a Ballon d’Or ceremony with 10/10 latinas.”
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My son was devastated when Bale left. Erik Lamela was doing a meet and greet fans at Harlow Spurs store. He didn’t turn up and some kid called @HKane did. My son was devastated and wanted to leave but told him you never know how these kids turn out. We stayed. 2013. #BallonDor
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Thinking about those six months in Norfolk 🥹 The only #BallonDor winner to call East Anglia home. Well deserved, Harry Kane. 👏
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Right, you've had your fun. Time to stop all the messing about in sausage land and come home to N17 to win the Premier League and beat Shearer's record @HKane.
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Thoughts and prayers
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2026*
Ballon D'or 2015 Winner:
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You'll always be #OneOfOurOwn, @HKane 🐐👑
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The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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Feel like a proud dad, I could cry.
🏆✨ BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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What is it with this country and its obsession with wiping its arse whenever there's even the slightest hint of turbulence? It's never cans of soup selling out is it? Just bog rolls. Shite arsed weirdos.
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French commentary on Mathys Tel’s historic goal against Chelsea... Inject it straight into my veins! 💉🇫🇷🎙️ #THFC #Tottenham #Spurs
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Think I’ve watched this goal about 200 times
"Just look what it means!" A glorious solo run and finish from Mathys Tel! 🤩
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50%Fernali
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343 votes • Final results
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“…Fernali Tonandes”
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Morgan Rogers also should have seen red and I’m convinced it’s because they’d already had one that the ref didn’t fancy it.
could someone calmly and with reference to laws of the game explain to me why Cole Palmer smacking fernandes in the head like that isn't a red
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Tel fans will be eating like pigs this season.
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