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True Story: In 2008-9 one of the restaurants that I ran was Bulldozed by a corporator of yours, because the previous night we were full & couldn't accommodate his guests immediately! My team was told Maharashtra runs on the fear & writ of Raj Thackeray! Raj ji that day I promised myself that: I will end your terror & I am proud that I have played a role in ending your hate politics & I salute the great people of Maharashtra for again Rejecting you! Always remember: this is the land of Veer Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj & Veer Chatrapati Sambhaji Maharaj. Never ever try to bully another person because if you do, Tehseen Poonawalla will fight you!
Jai Bhavani Jai Shivaji !
Jai Hind Jai Maharashtra!
Rejected Thackeray!
Since Shri Nitin Gadkari ji sir called the E20 campaign a "paid campaign" & I head the E20 campaign: unlike the Hon'ble Union Minister Shri Nitin Gadkari ji who scampered away with his tail between his legs, I challenge the Hon'ble Union Minister Nitin Gadkari ji have a public lie detector test for me & an ed and Nia investigation on me and explain to the nation where his sons got money from ?
Don't hide sir
#EthanolScam BETA BADHAO YOJNA SUGAR DADDY @OGTeamBharat @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @Shankyram2 @VishhalSJain @Shankyram2 @ShivrattanDhil1 @AbhinayWithYou
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We had a discussion with Dr Veena S - Ex NIN
She had mentioned and also shown slides that those kids on milk and or eggs grew taller than their parents and those fed on rice (due to poverty) were smaller than their parents
The discussion below:
youtube.com/watch?v=5GEWf0xd…
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Breaking: Nitin Gadkari has discovered a fuel that costs ₹25/litre. All you need is a fuel that costs ₹100.
The recipe:
- Buy ethanol at ₹70/L, the rate OMCs pay.
Notice it has ~30% less energy, so you burn ~1.4 litres to go as far as one litre of petrol. Congratulations, that's ₹100 per petrol-equivalent litre.
- Put it in a hybrid and say the car "generates 60% electricity," as if the engine were a solar farm and not the thing burning the fuel.
- Divide by whatever number gets you to ₹25. Do not show the working.
That "free" electricity is the engine burning fuel plus braking energy recaptured. A petrol hybrid does it too. So the genius here is the hybrid battery, and ethanol gets the credit.
Bonus nostalgia: in 2023 the same formula, 60% ethanol and 40% electricity, gave us "petrol at ₹15/litre." Pump prices missed that one by about ₹90. Three years on, the inflation-adjusted miracle is ₹25.
Economics is the study of what things cost. Gadkari's version is the study of what they cost if you don't count the cost.
PR is free. Physics and procurement prices aren't.
15 Rupaye mein petrol, 2 saal mein Amreeka ke barabar road infra, flying buses, Dubai prince asking the PM to export Gadkari for 6 months.. the list is endless. BS by NiGa can be a full webseries.
@OGTeamBharat @tehseenp @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @Shankyram2
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A ‘sting’ing embarrassment for Congress; three birds with one stone for @hd_kumaraswamy
An enraged @siddaramaiah's complaint is scorching the tight rope on which the @DKShivakumar govt is compelled to walk over the ‘sting’ row as their common political rival pulls off a three-pointer.
thesouthfirst.com/opinion/a-…
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Hukum is a 5-year-old neutered Golden Retriever in Noida. Shy for a minute, then he opens up, faster if you have food in your hand. He loves puppies.
His family can't give him the time he needs. Call or WhatsApp: 98101 65517
ALT Hukum, a golden retriever, sitting on a green lawn
ALT Hukum the golden retriever walking towards the camera across a lawn
Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 retweeted
Oscar is a 1-year-old German Shepherd on Sohna Road, Gurgaon. His family had a baby and say there's no time for him now.
Sterilised, vaccinated, good with people and dogs. Call or WhatsApp: 98101 65517
ALT Oscar, a German Shepherd with an orange collar, sitting on grass
ALT Oscar the German Shepherd lying on grass in a fenced garden
Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 retweeted
An Indian man with no formal engineering education, but 13 years of self-learning, is working to build the future of personal air mobility.
Inspired by the challenges of travelling through the rugged mountains of his home state of Uttarakhand, Ravi Tamta has now test-flown a prototype of his electric flying vehicle. His earlier inventions include shoes that charge mobile phones and a smart walking stick for people with visual impairments.
Sometimes, the best innovations begin with the challenges people face in everyday life.
Happy birthday @manogyaloiwal . Have a great day and a brilliant year ahead. Much love 🫶
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Ruhi is under two months old, tan with white paws, and follows people around with her tail wagging. Dewormed, vaccinations under way.
Paawan found her in a park, took her to the vet and is now looking for a foster or forever home in Bengaluru.
ALT Ruhi, a golden-tan indie puppy under two months old, lying on a grey fluffy mat with white paws and a small blue bell on her collar, in Bengaluru.
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BJP’s double standards:
In Bombay HC, BJP cited alleged Brahmin discrimination against Marathas to justify the 72% quota.
In UP/Uttarakhand, BJP says Brahmins are “in danger” and only it can protect them.
Same party. Different narratives.
Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 retweeted
Strict rules! You cannot put E85/E100 in an E20 engine - it will cause material degradation and void warranties!
So glad they brought in an entire legal amendment to protect the engine health of all 9 (Yes - NINE) flex-fuel vehicles sold in India.
Meanwhile, 30 crore e10 compatible vehicle owners begging for compatible E10 fuel:
"Shut up, take the forced E20, absorb the drop in mileage, and replace your own corroded fuel lines."
Policy-making at its finest 🤡
#EthanolScam
@OGTeamBharat @tehseenp @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @Shankyram2
BREAKING | Government Amends Motor Vehicle Rules
- Amendment clears way for the use of E100 fuel
- Decks cleared for E100 vehicles to ply in India
New Norms:
- Can't use E85/E100 in E20 vehicles
- E20+ fuels only in flex-fuel vehicles
@HeenaGambhir shares more details with @Swatij14
Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 retweeted
Tehseen
Our state is under severe drought.proven immediately implementable solutions can significantly help farmers,factories,cities.these are proven.measures not implemented before.seek your support
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We owe it to her
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हमारा विरोध SC/ST समाज से नहीं, SC/ST Act के दुरुपयोग से है।
दलित समाज और भीम आर्मी एक नहीं हैं। हमारे दलित भाई आज भी हिंदू और देशभक्त हैं।
हम दलितों के साथ हैं, उनके नाम पर उगाही करने वालों के खिलाफ हैं।
Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 retweeted
Our Constitutional Rights are being snatched by fake Modi ACT .
I can get arrested without any preliminary enquiry even if someone files a fake SC-ST ACT on me .
Vishnu Tiwari was falsely accused of SC-ST ACT . He spent 20 years in jail for the crime he never did. During his prison , He lost his parents and brother and he was not allowed to even attend their last rites . Now after being free what will he do ..??? He lost his whole youth in jail .
Meanwhile UAPA accused Umar Khalid was allowed to attend his cousin's marriage and recently UAPA accused American resident arrested from Myanmar border for illegal stuffs , Van Dvyk gets bail till 24th Feb and is allowed to move out of the country .
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This is Dr. Chaitanya Challa. He is an Internal Medicine & Critical Care dr at a 5 star chain of hospitals in Hyderabad with 15 yrs of experience.
And this is what he has to say about mobile phones and cancer while keeping his phone 2 ft away from him every day on reels and fear monger people about cancer for which no evidence exists.
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According to reports, approx 32,490 trees have been ordered to be felled in Karjat, Maharashtra, for Torrent Power’s Saidongar-1 pumped-storage project. Let that number sink in!
We are destroying forests that took generations to grow, threaten the homes of countless living beings, and then have the audacity to call it development. The arrogance of believing that everything on this planet exists for human convenience is frightening.
We're already witnessing unbearable heat, droughts, water scarcity, disappearing wildlife and a planet struggling to survive. Yet human greed knows absolutely no limits!
We demand cleaner air, cooler cities and a better future while mercilessly destroying the very things that make them possible.
How much more must nature suffer to satisfy our endless selfishness? What exactly are we developing if we destroy everything worth protecting?
This planet was never ours alone. Can we please, for once, just STOP?
