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Joined November 2009
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#GMB Were here for a reason but no one’s told us why
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Coming up next week will be the SL inquiry and MM search also lord lucan back and taking over the Labour Party #GMB
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Why can’t we try that Viking business on the dinghy’s come over the channel 👍#GMB
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Woke up feeling really rough again this morning . Then see @Lauratobin1 wearing that red outfit and I’ve bucked up a bit now 😄❤️#GMB
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Lol he proposed to me over the phone . Well he wouldn’t have done to your face 😂#forloveormoney
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Ladies please help me . My surgeon wants another £4000 from me to make my cock 10 inches . I personally think it’s a lot of money to take 2 inches off . I will love you I promise ❤️#forloveormoney
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The photos of bario in the basement was really him on the bed with an hangover #spunkinghishardearnedcash 😂
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£113-000 ffs really 😂 #forloveormoney
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I’m in the wrong game 😂 #forloveormoney
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Oh ffs. Bario. Let me help #forloveormoney
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If this was the other way around this video would have been on every major TV station.
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Ain’t going to lie I wouldn’t of minded being in the lionesses dressing room and bath after the game 😂😂 #ThisMorning
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This woman’s voice is making me think of Cornish pasties and clotted cream . @Josiestweet #ThisMorning
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Shut up mate you’ve had your 15 mins of fame #ThisMorning
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Never kill the mice as the rest of the family turn up for the funeral 😂 #GMB
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Pie mash and liquor with Yorkshire tea on the back shelf 😂😂#PoliticsLondon
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Cringe lol oh I don’t want your job you 2 do it to well lol. Oh ffs no more questions please I can’t cope 😂😂😂 #GMB
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There’s a reason I went on I’m a celebrity ……… yes we know Matt £320 k #GMB
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Come on #GMB let’s see the crying bit I need to go to work
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