Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements
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I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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She plays all 23 birds
Sarah Snook will officially star in HBO limited series ‘THE BIRDS.’
A present-day reimagining of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center and new characters, led by a new female protagonist, Myra Massey (Snook).
🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/the-bir…
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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Saying “I can’t make it this time but thanks for the invite” is easy but doesn’t have the thrill of going viral for badmouthing your friend’s bday plans.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long.
Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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not directed at op at all but this is exactly what we meant when we said israel was normalised for decades through tv shows & movies downplaying their crimes but fans will say you’re “too woke” if you point out the obvious propaganda being fed to viewers
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Find of the day: full set of 1950s frosted Merry-Go-Round glasses made by Libbey Glass in Toledo, OH
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Georgia voters are mad. They’re pessimistic about the nation’s direction. And they’re heading into the final full week of an exhausting election spoiling to make their voices heard. ajc.com/politics/2026/10/pol…
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We don’t need any more shows about tech nerds we need shows about OLD FASHIONED NERDS
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I do not buy into the propaganda that all horror movies are Halloween films. Like Nosferatu is Christmas movie idk what to tell you 🤷🏻♂️
I have to make a ribollita tonight because I have a ton of leftover sourdough, but I am just not in the mood for that kind of soup rn. My life is very hard.
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Early voting turnout in Georgia will pass 2 million today, and voters in left-leaning metro Atlanta and other population centers continue to outpace parts of rural Georgia. Per GeorgiaVotes:
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Hermès, Ralph Lauren and now Prada using real artists in their campaigns and taking the extra measure of mentioning so in the caption is an upstream indicator that the authorities of luxury (read: high craftsmanship) at large decide to not let it be marred or cheapened by AI.
I hate to inform everyone that Old Navy has an extremely good sale rn and a very amazing Rakuten cashback deal.
