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@tender_talks

Playing hide and seek, I never win, they always find me Cause my penis drag on the ground like 20 feet behind me (I have PTSD and autism) (MDNI 🔞)

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Joined September 2019
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when i got disowned from my family for being trans, my mom said to me “what happened to you, you used to be such a beautiful girl!” and i replied “well NOW i’m a beautiful fat chinese man,” slapped my belly, and left immediately after
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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no one wants to hear this including me, but unfortunately one great thing you can do for your mental health is wash, dry, and put away your laundry all on the same day
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Sad but also a little funny. Last year j was pregnant with twins at the same time as my hairdresser. Sadly, I lost mine due to twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome. I took a year off from going to her because I just couldn’t deal with it. I finally went last week and brought some gifts. She walks over to me heavily pregnant with TRIPLETS. 🤣
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mom threatened to cut me off at 18 then died on my 18th birthday
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyNov 10
'Ebenezer' First Reactions: Johnny Depp's Hollywood Comeback is a 'Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat' That Brings ‘Refreshing New Layers’ to the Christmas Classic variety.com/2026/film/news/e…
‘Ebenezer’ First Reactions: Johnny Depp’s Hollywood Comeback is a ‘Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat’ That...

‘Ebenezer’ First Reactions: Johnny Depp’s Hollywood Comeback is a ‘Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat’ That...

Johnny Depp's first major Hollywood studio release in years is "Ebenezer," and critics are finally weighing in on the "A Christmas Carol" reimagining.

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In the past year or so Variety has practically salivated over the prospect of Digger failing and moved heaven and earth to try and make it seem like Sinners was somehow a flop and is now going to war for the Johnny Depp Ti West Scrooge movie. Okay
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyNov 10
'Ebenezer' First Reactions: Johnny Depp's Hollywood Comeback is a 'Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat' That Brings ‘Refreshing New Layers’ to the Christmas Classic variety.com/2026/film/news/e…
‘Ebenezer’ First Reactions: Johnny Depp’s Hollywood Comeback is a ‘Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat’ That...

‘Ebenezer’ First Reactions: Johnny Depp’s Hollywood Comeback is a ‘Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat’ That...

Johnny Depp's first major Hollywood studio release in years is "Ebenezer," and critics are finally weighing in on the "A Christmas Carol" reimagining.

variety.com
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Replying to @Variety
How come you guys are praising this but couldn’t do the same for Sinners?
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Replying to @Variety
Unless Johnny depp kills himself on screen I have no interest in seeing him in theatres
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– at Rainworth, England
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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyNov 10
'Ebenezer' First Reactions: Johnny Depp's Hollywood Comeback is a 'Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat' That Brings ‘Refreshing New Layers’ to the Christmas Classic variety.com/2026/film/news/e…
‘Ebenezer’ First Reactions: Johnny Depp’s Hollywood Comeback is a ‘Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat’ That...

‘Ebenezer’ First Reactions: Johnny Depp’s Hollywood Comeback is a ‘Wickedly Fun Holiday Treat’ That...

Johnny Depp's first major Hollywood studio release in years is "Ebenezer," and critics are finally weighing in on the "A Christmas Carol" reimagining.

variety.com
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Replying to @queridaleon
There’s a whole genre of Idea Guys who think that having the idea is the most important and also hardest part of the creation process, and that doing all the rest of the work is secondary. It’s the same kind of guy that absolutely loves gen AI
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this is why we must protect ao3. you can’t find any other platform that is actually against censorship, capitalism-free, completely free, has no algorithm bs, protects writers and their works, with excellent tagging system that lets you find or exclude any tags of your choice
Willow (@serpenteskin) profile pictureWillow@serpenteskinNov 6
The shutdown of AO3 is a reminder that there is truly no other site like it anymore on the internet, and that's heartbreaking to know
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People high on psychedelics recognize that their phones are portals to hell
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vio@ErogetismNov 8
I like the way you give me intermittent and unpredictable warmth that dysregulates my nervous system just like mommy and daddy did
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Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 (@santabutcool11) profile pictureSanta Decides (correct version)🇵🇸@santabutcool11Nov 8
Clark is on the nice list!
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Image from Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 (@santabutcool11)
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my wife gets frustrated playing with her "technology" sex toys so we're back to using the burlap bag full of crickets for her pleasure. – at Cedarville, OH
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do yall now realise why ao3 being completely censor-free is so fucking important
jiji 🦅 (🟡〰️🟡) ‧˚꒰🍷꒱༘‧ mihawk’s darling (@moonlightmihawk) profile picturejiji 🦅 (🟡〰️🟡) ‧˚꒰🍷꒱༘‧ mihawk’s darling@moonlightmihawkNov 9
came across this review for a fic I just read and oh my god. Get a life. How patronising.
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art should kill the comfortable and kill the disturbed and kill the artist
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They're not "detrans activists". Bigotry isn't activism. They're transphobes, grifters, assholes. A "detrans activist" would be, at a stretch, just a detrans person that vocally engages in trans activism, as the vast majority of detrans folks support the trans community.
Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets) profile pictureAidan Comerford@AidanCTweetsNov 8
You tweeted that you got "fired" recently, @legaltweetz. You've spoken about being "bled dry". You've literally begged for money online. So, how are you affording laser treatment? Could it possibly be that, like a lot of detrans activists, you're not actually detransitioning?
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people tell neurodivergent people "no one is coming to save you" as if it's supposed to light a fire of bullshitted inspiration under their ass when it just makes them want to kill themselves instead
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you really think a romantic partner should get exclusive dibs on empathy. you really think that showing humanity should be reserved only for intimate partners, and you think that is sane. xitter.gq/pupettamassicot/status…
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