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Chris Bryant

@tenderchris

Queer & Autistic. 🌈 Mentally I live in the Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden. Physically I live in ATX. 🤠

 Austin, TX
Joined September 2011
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🎂 I'm 38 years old today! Thanks for the bday love :)
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Libbing out and ready to kiss each and every one of you directly on the mouth
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everyone in texas is getting gender reassignment surgery tomorrow
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Goodnight gays in my phone
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For Halloween we are couch potatoes
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Ready for the Ocarina of Time remake
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Thank you hotel lighting
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🖤
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Me working in tech 🤝 Me doing comedy “Stand-ups are fucking insane.”
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Do I tell my trade he’s trade?
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My dog, diligently warding off potential suitors before they can disappoint me.
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My YouTube algorithm knows me so well...
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alice 💖@clefableVSep 27
millenials be like "9 games that made me" and its 4 zelda games and halo 3
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After much thought... my Top 9 Games
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Thursday Pump
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Growing up with Pokémon has made the world a more magical place 😄 (edited myself with photoshop)
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Mine is cuter because I actually edited these myself and didn’t use AI
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Post-gym pump
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I’ve discovered my Pokémon personality type is Croagunk. I'm processing this news.
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But I want to play the new Kirby game now thanks
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Accidentally mortified my straight neighbors at their Longhorns party because I forgot to close the blinds before eating fried chicken in my underwear.
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