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termite-pilled. for the colony

Joined May 2022
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if a termite chomps on some wood in the forest when no one is around ……. does it make a sound ….. i’m self conscious of my chewing noises
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i’ll be chompin’ that
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y’all got some wood chips i can snack on or smthg ……
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could really go for some wood rn
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termites like music too… to get me thru the cold winter in da mound…. i listen to open.spotify.com/artist/00pm…
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if you’re cold, they’re cold. let me inside
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(i have already located a crack in your foundation and am calling my brothers to infiltrate your warm and edible home)
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found a nice, warm home to destroy….. i am eating your floorboards….. i am eating you walls…. me and the boys will have the roof down by christmas
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humans make a mockery of us termites. turn our sacred halls into a play place for human spawn. disgusting
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i’m just a bug in a human eat human world
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please, Mr. Mite was my father.
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termite πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELIN U? that termite a munch termite an eater ate that wood for lunch bitch i’m a termite i get what i want like
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some of my finest work
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hahahahaha loser idiot ants
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today i’m gonna eat a Steak.
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APRIL FOOOLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS JERKS IM ACTUALLY EATING YOUR HOUSE!!!! (:
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pulled a little trick with my pals hehe
Replying to @MarcKissel
As Homo habilis strides up to the stranger he gets even more confused: it is not a hominin at all! Someone has dressed up a termite mound in the same way the some people dress up a snowman #2023MMM theconversation.com/what-the…
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