Former Tesla podcast host, (referral code https://xitter.cf/t.co/VWW4bz4E9v) Cybersecurity guy, and video game, pinball, @Browns , and @49ers fan. Nemo me impune lacessit.

Northeast Ohio
Joined May 2016
My only disappointment to this Direct is that it will be two months until I can play it. And Nintendo will definitely be taking a pile of my money for the anniversary console 😭😭😭😭
Adventure through Hyrule and become the Hero of Time when The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases Nov 5 on Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect
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Alright. I’ve had v14.3 Lite for enough time that it should have “baked in” by now. This is the first time I feel like we’ve regressed. More brake stabs than before, it’s still as cautious as a teenager that just got their temp license, and can we just remove the emergency vehicle detection at this point? Only one time of the MANY false positives has actually been an emergency vehicle. I’ve already had FIVE false positives in the few days I’ve had 14.3 Lite. 14.4 Lite can’t get here fast enough.
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Also of note, it loves to refuse to change lanes when I ask it to in this version as well.
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And that's it for Wolverine. Was a good time 🥰
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I've finally been blessed!
Tesla software update 2026.38.5.1 is now rolling out to ~9,570 additional vehicles within the last five minutes based on available fleet data. This update includes Full Self-Driving V14.3.12 for eligible AI4 vehicles (44%) and V14.3 Lite for eligible HW3 vehicles (56%).
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I'm actually curious on the seating dimensions. As a 6'4" man, I could not get in the original Roadster. The proportions of the folks standing next to the new one give me great doubt I could fit in this one either. While unlikely I could ever own one, it's fun to dream 😜
CONFIRMED: There's going to be a base Tesla Roadster too. Franz confirms the range starts with the standard Roadster, then builds up through Performance, Thrust and Rocket. The base car's final specs are still to come.
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What is even the point of owning all these studios if not for exclusivity? FTC aside, because obviously this could invite a lot of unwanted attention, it's crazy that these studios' games were never made exclusive. Think a moment. If you put them everywhere, you are on the hook for all the risk of creating the games and HOPING they break even/make a profit. You gain nothing other than the money won or lost from each title. But if you're exclusive, at least you also get the benefit of driving people to your platform because they know they can't get the game anywhere else. This drives more players and more revenue ultimately to your platform. If you're going to put everything everywhere as a platform holder, you may as well sell off the studio and take the 30% rips from whoever owns the studio at ZERO risk. It's a WAY better business play.
Xbox might be playing around with the idea of fully returning to Xbox console exclusivity. Xbox Research: "Imagine all future title releases from every Xbox-developed gaming franchise (except Call of Duty) will be console-exclusive to Xbox (...)". windowscentral.com/gaming/xb…
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As we predicted a week ago...! LEGACY Model S and X have now received V14.3 Lite for the very first time. This is the very first occasion that any legacy Model S or X (HW3 + Intel) has received a V14 Lite build. IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED.
We have a good hunch that we’ll see V14.3 Lite expanding to additional HW3 vehicles, including to legacy Model S and X for the first time. V14.2 Lite saw multiple releases without ever expanding past customer-owned early access vehicles and feedback has been promising.
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Finished Wolverine today. I enjoyed my time with my favorite superhero, even if I didn't care much for how they ended the story. (Though the post credits scene was pretty cool 🥰) I'll clean up the platinum later, but now it's time for @GearsofWar!
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Guards back to the ALCS again. This team seems to just find a way to overachieve the last few years. I don't think we have the horses to win it all, but imma enjoy this while it lasts.
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Holy hell what an AWFUL bump for @tiffstrattonwwe.
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I knew it was too much to hope they belted @ImChelseaGreen and @RealLAKnight in the same year.
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I wonder if he's the same guy that also engineered the AI inside them to also find something to hide under when they fly out at 200mph.
Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.
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Well this is interesting... I apparently own something that doesn't exist! I'm a hardcore Switch fan apparently!!! 🤣
Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter
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It's called "Subscription Chicken". Whoever blinks first loses. And it works with MANY subscriptions, not just cable.
Comcast raised my internet bill by $31 and accidentally taught me how their pricing works. I called support. They said my promotional rate had expired. I asked for the current promotions. They said there weren't any for existing customers. So I opened the cancellation page. Suddenly there were 4. I selected one. My bill dropped $24. The next year it went up again. Same process. Same hidden offers. I've now done this 3 years in a row. Last month the website asked why I was canceling. I selected: TOO EXPENSIVE. It immediately offered me faster internet for $8 less. My wife asked why I don't just switch providers. Because then I lose the experiment. I'm currently paying less for 1 gig than my neighbor pays for 500 Mbps. Customer retention is just reverse onboarding.
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Skipping 14.2 Lite and straight to 14.3 Lite for me. (I've not got it yet, so no confusion there!) Hopefully Model S/X can finally get in on the action as well!
Full Self-Driving V14.3 Lite is now rolling out for the first time to AI3-equipped Tesla vehicles.
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If it fixes my constant issue of controllers disconnecting, I'm in. I doubt it will though. I don't know what's up, but all my controllers (6, including Elite 1 and Elite 2) both on Series S and X, will on some nights just absolutely refuse to stay connected. It makes gaming on my Xboxes hair pullingly frustrating. On other nights, no issues at all. Never happens on my PS5/PS5 Pro. Anyone with any ideas whatsoever on how to fix this, I'm open to suggestions.
LEAKED | Xbox Elite V3 Controller specs may have leaked via Xbox Design Lab backend Features: • Hall-effect and TMR sticks: Separate module options for standard, loose and tight Hall effect, plus TMR—suggesting a choice of magnetic sensing technology and stick resistance. • Advanced Haptics: The motor option explicitly names “Impulse Triggers (ERMs) & Advanced Haptics (VCAs) Motors,” suggesting voice-coil haptics alongside trigger vibration. • Audio Scroll Wheel: A dedicated “Audio Scroll Wheel Color” setting points to an integrated audio control wheel. • Faceplate Options: Metal, named designs, extensive colors and engraving. • Low-Friction/Silent Sticks: A named option with its own silent stick-neck 3D model, alongside standard and long variants. • More Paddle designs: Model files include standard, classic and doublewide paddles. Configuration choices include short/long paddles, a Butterfly entry and layouts without top paddles. • Performance D-Pads: Standard, cross and grippy/faceted choices, divided into cosmetic and performance builds. • Accessory Combinations: Beatrice has 27 mapped topper/paddle configurations. Four controller SKU combinations: Backend SKU — Package — Motors EP2-69782Elite — Complete — Included EP2-69783Elite — Complete — Excluded EP2-69784 — Base — Included EP2-69785— Base — Excluded The package mappings indicate short bottom paddles, no top paddles and a cable for the base configuration. Elite Complete adds a case and charging dock, and selects long bottom paddles plus short top paddles. Source: reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndR…
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The Browns are 3-1 and first in the AFC North. The Niners are 4-0 and first in the NFC West. I'm waiting for the disaster to occur. There's no world in which both of the teams I cheer for can be good. (Though the injuries are really piling up for the Niners yet again. 😕)
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When this marriage was made, I loved it. After Cog's guest appearance, I followed him over to @IronLordPodcast and the boys over there. When there was discussion on who would fill the chair for Matty's co-host, I immediately thought of Cog, but never expected it to happen. This is like chicken and waffles. Peanut butter and jelly. Ice cream and cake. Whatever great combination you can think of, that's these two. Congrats on the 300th show, you guys deserve all the flowers.
Celebrated 300 episodes of Defining Duke with my brother this week! LSM community, we love you dearly and appreciate the chance you gave us years ago outside of Sacred Symbols to be part of your lives every week. Xbox community, thanks for welcoming us into the conversation, even when we don't always agree, but all share that love of the platform. Last but never least, Cog. The show is impossible without you and your infectious joy, history with the platform, the occasional pause moment, and nuanced analysis. Onward and upward! 💚
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I love the lib living in some deep blue city the same way that I love the country republican person in the middle of nowhere. I lived in Philadelphia for a decade, and I’ve lived in red areas for a long time/have spent a lot of time in the deep red South. Amazing, loving, and incredible people with basically the same intentions in all of these places. People in Philly and other lib cities who think they hate the straw-chewing tractor operator are actually the same person, they’re just in a different setting. The majority of Americans have the same basic needs and want the same things. I used to be a total deep blue lefty shithead, and thought I was enlightened and knew everything. I’d see a pickup truck full of tools and think they were some dirty Republican and I was morally superior. Really. I thought that. I was such an ignorant sack of shit but I thought I knew better. Humiliating now, but I didn’t know any better at the time. The reality is that the rednecks and the urban libs are very similar. Some of the smartest people I’ve ever met in my life existed in some urban bar, or they were some dude with a big gut down south in some back-country warehouse. Seriously. Some of the most brilliant engineers I’ve ever interacted with were just chillin in some dirty dusty shop 50 miles south of nowhere. Just absolutely doing their thing and being legends. This kinda shit exists everywhere in the USA. The United States of America is the most incredible place on earth with the most incredible people ever, and it’s way more evenly distributed than everyone thinks. almost all of us have the same exact aura. Just comes in a different wrapper. Don’t let the politicians fuck your head up. We all the homies.
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