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tess kelly

@tessiam
 melbourne, australia
Joined May 2009
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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @armchairexppod: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/6kAsbP…
I can't believe this shit is really happening 😢 xitter.gq/passantino/status/1009…
What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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So the WHO has to scrub all mentions of abortion from their org, or lose 14% of their funding. GOP is holding the world hostage.
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Replying to @TheDrum
Hilarious RT @TheDrum: Dad of 3 strikes gold with frank @eBay_UK buggy listing ow.ly/HNjb2
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Streuth! RT: @theBikeFaerie: Worst designed garment of clothing in the history of the human race
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@nonifq so excitement! x
WTF @Telstra fixed lines in our area hv been out since 10am YESTERDAY!! What year are we in? Shit service x 10.
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Do you think Tony Abbott meant 'conservative' as opposed to 'conservationist'? Or maybe he meant rabbit and just got confused.
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Replying to @mariekehardy
RT @mariekehardy: 'Who have you fucked over the most?' (via facebook.com/lia.lawrie) xitter.gq/mariekehardy/status/46…
I just saw a man vacuuming his DRIVEWAY!! #sustainableliving #gogreen
Aaaaaargh!!! The @paypal USA customer service team's lack of knowledge or their product is appalling. I don't know how they manage to exist.
So weird watching the winter olympics in 40 degree c heat. #sochi2014
Love will NOT keep them together. nydailynews.com/captain-tenn…
I've slipped into holiday mode pretty quickly - day 1 and I don't know what day it is...
Christmas shopping without a list makes my brain turn to mush. Heading home presentless...
#donniedarko on the wall tonight instagram.com/p/hp9O3lPxze/
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Fancy new shoes ooolalaaa! instagram.com/p/hepfiiPx23/
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