Tex Thompson

@BaldwinHardware Hi! I need a replacement cartridge for a Baldwin / Kwikset handleset. Can you tell me how I can order one of these?

@LarsonDoors Hi! I need some help ordering a replacement part for a Larson screen door. Can you tell me where I can buy a mortise / latch assembly with a 1 3/8"-ish backset?

Dude. There are ADORABLE PEBBLES in the DRIP TRAY. Yukon #writerolympics literally rocks.

World, do you see this man? Regard him well, for truly he is the best of men. Move over, Mr. T. Take a seat, Mr. Bean. Go scrub those toilet-hinges, Mr. Clean. Mankind has crowned a champion, and this is he.

Today over at Writers in the Storm: what happens when you put actual writers out in an actual storm, off-label uses for grocery bags, and how to change your life (but not your socks) while actively courting disaster. writersinthestormblog.com/20… #writersinthefield

Okay, stop me if you've heard this one: A Japanese nature celeb, an American biologist, two Indonesian diplomats and a Russian pilot crash through a wormhole... ...and @Evil0Dan's murderlicious creature-feature punchline is available right over yonder! amazon.com/Junction-Fiction-…

All right, you incorrigible binge-inkers - you profligate page-molesters - you feckless, reckless, backspacing revisionists. I have three spaces left in our 8-week Wordcrafting workshop at @DallasWriters. Who's ready to come write some wrongs?! writingworkshopsdallas.com/w…

Before you congregate - Constellate! The generous gents of the Constellary Tales invited me over to talk about Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains", Writers in the Field, and @Evil0Dan 's imminent Junction. Step right up and stuff your earholes: constellary.com/?p=571

Her name is Almena Guillory, the Grizzly Queen of the West. Today, she'll be hanged - but that's neither the beginning of her story nor the end of it. And today's the day you can read her story from start to finish, courtesy of @haley_stone & @AethonBooks amazon.com/Make-Me-No-Grave-…

You know how I know I'm working with good people? Cuz they wouldn't let me call this "Meat-Suit Boot Camp: Weaponized Eye-Contact for Beginners."

Listen, y'all. I WANT A PONY, and a few more tickets will cover gas and oats and the tie-on stuffed unicorn horn we're not gonna tell Kelly about. Got it? Yes to tickets. No to telling. Yes to sharing. No to judging Tex's glitter-crusted fantasies. Unless you want to watch.

Attn graphic designers and advertising / PR specialists: our local steakhouse needs your help. Like, a lot.

His name is Weisei, and he is adorkable. amazon.com/Medicine-Children… xitter.gq/gritfish/status/102193…

Red Maserati. Vanity plate. "WAS HIS" #maybornbabyshoes

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. No, actually, it was the best of times, because @david_boop is the ruthlessly charming ultra-professional host-moderator that every convention needs - and that #MisCon never fails to deliver!

Today, I have been freshly reminded that @BrandSanderson gives *amazing* panel, @abetterjulie is the social bodhisattva we do not deserve, and @BetsyMaier1's rhubarb cake will save us all. All part of the #MisCon magic!

Witness me, Twitter. Stand and attend my demise. For I have wrecked myself upon the shoals of #GIFCon18 , and now lie gasping in hypoxic bliss at the back of a commuter bus. I have laid my brain-eggs into the ears of the next generation of sorcerous nerdlets, and now shall die.

@ParisTXLibrary Hey, thanks for looking me up! I'll be in your neck of the woods for the NETWO conference in Mt Pleasant on Saturday - okay if I stop by the library?

Last call! The 8:30 Fiction-Fixer Express leaves tomorrow morning - calling at Plotberg, Stakesville, Pacetown, Character City, Motivation Station, and Awesomeopolis. All aboard! litreactor.com/classes/searc… xitter.gq/LitReactor/status/9884…