True, Xcode doesn’t tell me how to do my job, but it does take control at times. atomicbird.com/share/IMG_306…
Wireless debugging, part 2 atomicbird.com/share/IMG_277…
Wireless debugging, part 1 atomicbird.com/share/IMG_277…
Xcode is always looking out for me. atomicbird.com/share/Photo-2…
Xcode 5.1 was my great-great-great grandapp. atomicbird.com/share/Photo-2…
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BEST #XCODE REVIEW EVAR
“I have 264 conflicts in my project.pbxproj file when I'm merging two local branches in Xcode. […] What should I do?”
Besides, cry?
Just put the files anywhere I guess. atomicbird.com/share/Photo-2…
I assume this is a security measure. atomicbird.com/share/Photo-2…
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txt from Xcode:
Xcode: BUILD SUCCESSFULLY! HOORAY!
Xcode: also 1 error
me: the fuck… would you make up ur mind already -___-
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Xcode: that header doesn’t exist
*I thrash around for awhile*
X: there it is!
Me: hey, that’s where we started
X: psyche
M: what?
X: what?
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I see Xcode as my quirky, slightly unstable friend who occasionally gets drunk in the middle of a work day, shouts nonsense then blacks out
I updated to Swift 3 again. Maybe it’ll take this time.
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Part 3: Some days you just can't click a button. atomicbird.com/share/2016122…
Part 2: Sometimes Xcode just needs to rest for a moment.
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I should be developing on a device anyway, right?
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