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Sports enthusiast. College basketball is life. Defense DOES NOT win championships! BALANCE wins championships! DON'T JUST STACK PAPER, STACK PURPOSE!

Houston, TX
Joined January 2011
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Jayden Reid is off to a MONSTER start for @Memphis_MBB! 🔥 58 PTS on 17-32 shooting as Memphis starts 2-0!
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Keith retweeted
Kirk Cousins: -ripped -hot wife -worth $300M but shops at Kohl’s -hosts Bingo night for 80 year-olds at his Church -2,124 yards and 20TDs in 8 games at 38 years old -owns his dorkiness doesn’t code-switch -dances with black teammates after wins wearing their chains -doesn’t snitch on teammates when they cheat on their wives makes them shower and brush their teeth and get home to their family -spends 30 extra minutes with special needs kids at the hospital If you’re not a fan of Kirk Cousins you’re not a fan of life.
#RAIDERS QB KIRK COUSINS WAS SHIRTLESS ON THE FLIGHT HOME WEARING MASSIVE DIAMOND CHAINS. 😭😭😭 KIRKO CHAINZ IS OFFICIALLY BACK. (🎥@CrosbyMaxx)
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Steve Kerr on the midterm election results: “I'm just I'm disappointed because I was looking forward to that $5,000 check that we were all going to get.” 😅 (via @joseph_dycus)
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texas turned blue before the bears had a 4,000-yard passer
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Replying to @NickHarrisFWST
This will be his Seattle legacy
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Former Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs was released from the Seattle Seahawks practice squad today, per the league transaction wire.
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The Jaguars will be open to trading Brian Thomas Jr. ahead of the deadline. Thomas logged zero snaps in the second half during Jacksonville’s loss today against the Texans.
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Cardinals WR Michael Wilson called the Marvin Harrison Jr. trade “crushing, for sure.” “You guys… don’t know him like I know him.“
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Mike Evans to Brock Purdy while cooking Seattle together: “Hey, you that dude bro.” Brock Purdy and Mike Evans are an absolute dynamic duo 😮‍💨 Via: @NFLFilms
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Keelon Russell on passes 20+ yards downfield this season: 14/20 passing 491 yards (24.6 YPA) 4 TDs 0 INTs
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The Texans had Dallas facing 4th-and-4 at its OWN 32 with the game on the line. Couldn’t get the stop. Now they’re 0-4. At some point, these aren’t heartbreaking losses anymore. They’re evidence of a bad football team.
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Keelon Russell trajectory making Arch Manning look more and more like just an average QB at best. #HookEm
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Zay Flowers did his final sprint before walking off the field testing out his hamstring, gave a thumbs up to the trainers and the trainers cheered so yeah 😅 @CBSSportsTexas
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Bregman in the lineup. Dawg
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Keelon Russell just had his breakout game when Alabama needed it most 23/30, 320 PYDS, 4 Total TD, 0 INT vs. Florida State
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KEELON RUSSELL FAST
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Petey Halpin COMES THROUGH 💥 His 3-run shot puts the @CleGuardians back in front! #SeptemberBaseball
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KD got eligibility? 😂 Kevin Durant is back where it all started for Ohio State-Texas 🔥
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