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What changes on day 28, when ASH starts trading. Today there is one way to get ASH: hold WICK, get shaved, receive ASH at the rate of the day. From 17 November there are two: that one, or buying ASH directly on PancakeSwap and staking it to get paid in BNB. The two routes have to agree on a price, and the mint rate is the anchor. Route 1, via WICK: you lose 1% of your WICK per wick and receive ASH for it. At today's rate of 10,000 per BNB, every BNB of WICK the house takes from you comes back as ~8,000 ASH (80% of the proceeds mints). So minting one ASH costs about 0.000125 BNB today — roughly 9 cents at today's BNB. On day 30 the rate is about 2,333, so one ASH costs ~39 cents at today's BNB. On day 365, about $4.80. The mint cost rises every single day, by the clock, forever. Route 2, buying ASH: the price is whatever the pool says. ASH pays BNB from every wick and every trade, so its price settles around what that income is worth. The fight: if ASH trades above its mint cost, it's cheaper to buy WICK, hold through wicks and receive ASH than to buy ASH, so money flows into WICK, every buy pays 5% to ASH holders, every wick captures more BNB, more ASH is minted and the ASH price is pushed back down toward mint cost. If ASH trades below its mint cost, it's cheaper to buy ASH than to mint it, so money flows into ASH and pushes its price up toward mint cost. Either way the arbitrage feeds the pot: WICK buyers pay fees and get shaved, ASH buyers push the house token's price toward a cost that only rises. Every ASH that exists today was minted cheaper than anyone can mint one tomorrow. None of this is a promise. It's two prices tied to one rule. thehouse.fun

Why coming late doesn’t always matter: Six days of The House, in numbers. 53 wicks. 18.88 BNB (~$13,900) paid to ASH holders. 392 holders. 294,790 ASH in existence. Day 1 alone: 6 wicks, 1.4 BNB captured, ~98,000 ASH minted. One third of all ASH that exists today came from a single day with $100k of volume, because the rate was 70,000 per BNB and the pool was tiny. Today is day 7: 10,000 ASH per BNB. Tomorrow 8,750. Now the part people get wrong. ASH minted = rate × BNB captured, and BNB captured scales with the pool, not with the rate. Put $1M of volume through this thing on a pool ten times deeper and the same ten wicks capture ~20 BNB instead of 2: that's ~200,000 ASH in one day, two thirds of everything minted in six days, at a seventh of the day-one rate. And 5% of $1M is $50k in fees, 80% of it to ASH holders: ~$40,000 in a day, three times what the first six days paid in total. Day one had the rate. Whoever is holding when the volume arrives has the pot. Arithmetic from the rule, not a forecast.

Most people in crypto buy on trust. Trust in a dev, a team, a Telegram admin, a promise. What if the only thing you had to trust was a smart contract? That's The House. 100% of the supply in the pool, liquidity locked, contracts renounced. No team to believe, no admin key to worry about, no one who can change the rule after you're in. Just open-source code doing what it says, every time Bitcoin dips. You don't trust us. You read the contract. That's the house of fun. thehouse.fun

Five days in, the numbers from The House: Around $11,500 in BNB paid to holders' ASH so far, roughly 30% of the market cap. Liquidity still sitting at around $44,100, which is more than the market cap itself. It does exactly what it was built to do. It's not big yet, and that's the interesting part: the mechanism doesn't get weaker with size, it gets better. More trading, more BNB through the pot; more wicks, more ASH paid. Most memecoins need a story to survive. This one needs Bitcoin to move, and Bitcoin always moves. Think about it. thehouse.fun

How the flywheel works, in six steps. 1. You buy WICK on PancakeSwap. 5% of the trade is a fee. That fee is sold for BNB and paid to ASH holders. 2. You hold WICK. Nothing to set up, nothing to manage. 3. Bitcoin dips 0.5% from its high. That's a wick. The contract sells 1% of every holder's WICK, all wallets at once, and the BNB goes to ASH holders. Around ten times on a normal day. 4. You receive ASH for the 1% you lost, in proportion, already staked. ASH is the house token: you can't buy it yet, you can only get it by being shaved. 5. Your ASH is paid in BNB from every wick after that and from every buy and sell. Press claim on thehouse.fun whenever you want it. 6. Someone sells? 5% fee to ASH holders. Someone buys? 5% fee to ASH holders. Bitcoin dips? 1% of everyone to ASH holders. Every move anyone makes feeds the same pot, and the pot pays the people who stayed. That's the wheel. Trading turns it, Bitcoin turns it, nobody can stop it: no owner, no admin key, no pause.

Update for everyone using the FOMO app. The labels on WICK are gone and it shows it with all green ✅ What's left is a buy/sell and transfer block, and that one is a misread: their security provider classified our 5% buy/sell fee as a transfer-fee integration, which FOMO's app blocks by default. There is no transfer fee; sending WICK between wallets costs nothing. We're in direct contact with the FOMO team and they're working on it. Should be resolved soon. Until then, WICK trades normally on PancakeSwap and every other venue, and the wicks keep firing either way. Once this is closed we're back to the part we like: marketing.

The "High Risk" label on PancakeSwap is gone. Review done, WICK swaps clean. We said it would come off once the scanner caught up with a verified rebase contract, and it did, in under a day. We build things properly; sometimes the tooling needs a moment to agree. Next on the list: the logo. thehouse.fun

First payout claimed, and by his own numbers the BNB he put in is already back. We said it: it's not about the market cap, it's about the wheel that keeps turning. Bitcoin dips, the house collects, ASH gets paid. Everything is live! Enjoy. thehouse.fun

A note on how this works, because it's different from a normal token. WICK doesn't need a big market cap to pay ASH holders. It needs trading and wicks. Every buy and sell pays a fee, every wick sells 1% of all holders' WICK, and that BNB goes to the people holding ASH. The market cap is almost beside the point. Where we are right now, a hour in: 86 holders, around $30k market cap, around $30k liquidity, and roughly 6 BNB already collected for ASH holders and waiting. Those 6 BNB are paid out with the first wick, to the ASH minted in that wick. That's about 14% of the entire market cap, distributed in BNB the moment wick #1 fires, to whoever is holding at that moment. Your ASH is staked automatically; you press claim whenever you want your BNB. The first wick is the biggest one by construction, and nobody, including us, decides when it fires: Bitcoin does. Enjoy the show.