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Depressed United fan

London, England
Joined April 2020
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lol that checks out - my girl literally teaches Pilates
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Yea I’m sorry this isn’t it. It’s constantly on associates to manage upwards to deal with shitty seniors. Seniors/partners should have mandatory managerial training
If you're a law firm associate, you will inevitably work with a partner or partners who are disorganized, give unclear instructions, and are incredibly demanding. Somehow those three things always go together. There's not a great solution to make that process less difficult other than to smile, work hard, do the best you can to make them look good and make a mental note of what not to do when you are in their shoes.
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Auntie pls go marry
I can’t take insults against Nigerian women seriously from men who date ww. The same ww who want to dress like us? Look like us? Speak like us? Walk like us? Baby we are the culture and the standard they crave but will never, ever live up to 🥰
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Not all of us wants to drink warm piss
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Yea you defo married her for ILR
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Unfortunately this type will forever have me in a chokehold
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This is how I know I love this girl like crazy lol
Cheating is never worth it. Like once you decide to get married you really have to make your mind up that is the one
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My demons visit me every night
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Men like this need to be [redacted]
How can I be a man hater when men like this still exist? If I say men are dogs you people will say I’m a feminist.
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Ok this made me LOL
if any hot Chinese spies are reading this I have lots of insider knowledge on AI, the government etc
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Only a beta man would do this
I’m a big believer in rug pulling in dating. You’ve been seeing a girl for 3 weeks? Things are going insanely well. You’re giving her attention, showing interest, making plans… but you just aren’t sure Your move should be to go cold for a few days. (3 days will be all you need to know) You get your answers VERY quickly. If she’s genuinely interested, she’ll notice the change and start reaching out more If you barely hear from her, you also have your answer. Sometimes 3 days of pulling back tells you more than 3 weeks of dating. Am I wrong?
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No serious man has a roster past the age of like 32. All the statistics show settled men are more successful
Nothing good can come from having a roster at this stage of life I’m afraid
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Cheating is never worth it. Like once you decide to get married you really have to make your mind up that is the one
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Get a life man is Indiyah paying you to be on her defensive team? lol
oh stfu Maura has cheated and even slept with other people's husband, indi really wakes up the incels
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Sorry but this is skill issue cause there are many that refuse to engage with dating apps and yet they accept anything and everything
dating apps work if your standards are low tbh. if you're willing to accept anything then you'll have much success on dating apps. if you have any ounce of self respect, you'll delete it after 48 hours
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Sounds like you’re projecting
dating apps work if your standards are low tbh. if you're willing to accept anything then you'll have much success on dating apps. if you have any ounce of self respect, you'll delete it after 48 hours
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Hinge is amazing if you don’t think so it’s cuz of your skill issues
everyone pretend it’s not the case but a lottt of people find their partners on hinge lool
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Elijah Mikaelson retweeted
pencapaian terbesarku saat ini: 1. ngga bunuh diri 2. ngga bunuh orang
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i’m still in there, somewhere.
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Sorry bro I don’t have change
You’d love to believe it but them exam results say different 🥺
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