『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Sep 11, 2026 · 11:46 AM UTC

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『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstmanSep 11

"HA! I fucking got you! Did you fucking see that? Good shit." 🎸 『••✎••』 — au’s and oc’s welcome — veteran and friendly writer — multi-para & semi-selective — [ 21+ ] single - ship ~ 『••✎••』

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『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 9:43 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman4h

😏

ᯓ➤ 𝕾ᥲіᥒ𝗍 𝕲ᥲᑲrіᥱᥣ ᯓᡣ𐭩@divinitysletter5h

ADAM ARE YOU CALLING ME YOUR BITCH?????

Image from ᯓ➤ 𝕾ᥲіᥒ𝗍 𝕲ᥲᑲrіᥱᥣ ᯓᡣ𐭩 (@divinitysletter)

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:52 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman5h

For once, you're right—BUT ONLY for once. 😐🖕

Vagatha 💢@Silver_spearX5h

Replying to @th3firstman

😂 Not funny when people get your name changed or twisted, huh?

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman7h

( he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, and immediately bursts out laughing—that typical, arrogant act—while dramatically pounding his chest. He waves it off, but of course still greedily accepts the new drink. ) +

🔞𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓀🃏@DrunkBarCat8h

"You wanted what was 'best' in my stock. Never said which, so I picked most selling. Never said it was good." [ rolling my eyes and pouring him a drink and pushing it over while I downed my own cup in a second, setting the glass down ] +

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman7h

You call this “hell”? Come on, man, even the trash cans on Earth are more awesome than your lousy stuff! But hey, don’t complain that I’m teaching you a lesson in taste. Just be glad that the First Man is even touching your cheap swill!

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:53 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman7h

DON'T DO THIS! ☝️

༺ 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔢 ༻@FallxnGrace9h

He gonna put on weight! And have a matching belly with Adam...!

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman9h

( he snorts loudly and crosses his arms over his chest. An arrogant, broad grin creeps across his face as he keeps his gaze fixed on him. ) A real man? Please, I’m the very first man, baby. I don’t have to prove anything to anyone—especially not when it comes +

🔞𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓀🃏@DrunkBarCat9h

"You're bored of your own show? Takes a strong man to admit that." [ Little shit eating grin now, picking one of the 2 remaining glasses with a drink in them ] "Let me know what you think of 'Hell's Finest' or whatever the fuck their tagline is for that wine."

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『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman9h

to being sick and tired of the same old crap. ( he waves his hand dismissively, glances at the drink in your hand, and then fixes his gaze on the wine glass. His eyes narrow mockingly before he chuckles softly. ) And what do I think of “Hell’s Finest”? Total crap, if you +

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman9h

ask me. All that “Hell’s Finest” slogan stuff is just cheap marketing for piss in a bottle. But hey… pour me a drink. Let’s see if this stuff is at least strong enough to make this whole show bearable.

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 4:00 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman10h

~~~ pspspspsps ~~~ 📢📢📢 ( 🎸 )

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:14 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman12h

😌

༺ 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔢 ༻@FallxnGrace12h

I am. 👀

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:11 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman12h

I can't picture you with such a big belly.

༺ 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔢 ༻@FallxnGrace12h

but what?

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:10 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman12h

Oh, be grateful—VERY grateful! 😏

༺ 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔢 ༻@FallxnGrace12h

Thanks @th3firstman I suppose?

Image from ༺ 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔢 ༻ (@FallxnGrace)

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:10 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman12h

/ you're welcome! :-D

S×S🫀🧠🫁👁 · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:26 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 retweeted

S×S🫀🧠🫁👁@onikusuki417312h

ｱﾀﾞﾑくん

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Oct 28, 2026 · 2:02 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 retweeted

🐍 — 𝑳𝑼𝑪𝑰𝑭𝑬𝑹 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹 — 🐍@MFINGKINGOFHELLOct 28

ノノ 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ — 👑

🐍 — 𝑳𝑼𝑪𝑰𝑭𝑬𝑹 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹 — 🐍@MFINGKINGOFHELLOct 28

► '𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 . 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 . 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚢, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 . 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 .ᐟ

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『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:57 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman12h

It's up to you, but...

༺ 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔢 ༻@FallxnGrace13h

Could always give it a go!

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:56 PM UTC

『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』@th3firstman12h

( mutters irritably. ) All right... Get to work.

✧ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ☽@FcrDuckSake12h

"i was saying sarcastically..." a long pause before he let out a sigh "do you want a hand?.. i have 6 to look after im sure i can get through yours rather quickly.."