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Chicago, Illinois
Joined April 2009
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The Philippines will stun you with its beauty, and infuriate the lactose-intolerant of you with its halo-halo. @ Dakak Park and Beach Resort instagram.com/p/Chn6QrxvkaF/…
Friends don’t let their friends eat their friends (I know it’s common practice to feed chicken to chicken, I still think it’s fucked up) @ Dapitan City, Zamboanga del Norte instagram.com/p/ChmjuXWvd-R/…
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Tomorrow, at around 2pm, medical professionals will stick a camera inside of me to make sure my colon is free of small frogs and demons (among other things.)
It’s almost 9A and in about an hour I will need to stop all fluids which is good because I have been drinking the solution all morning and even though it’s been doing the job I still feel like a sentient, inebriated 3/4ths full office water cooler bottle