Web design, vinyl records, fart jokes, often at the same time.

Fort Wayne, IN
Joined February 2009
You KNOW there's a nerd in your life who would love the "Han shot first" version of OG #StarWars. Get it at @Change4GoodRM's Treasure House, y'all! – at Fort Wayne, IN
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I mean, I didn't WANT to open them until you told me not to. – at Fort Wayne, IN
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I didn't grow up in Indiana, so I only knew him from Gomer Pyle reruns...and of course that one episode of the Simpsons. #JimNaborsIsWayCool
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"Who's that? Are they from something? Oh hey, Smokey Robinson!" - me becoming my parents as we watch the #ThanksgivingParade together – at Fort Wayne, IN
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It will totes arrive, that is. Too excited to even grammar.
Aw snap, you have 11 days to order this dope Indiana flag shirt by #FortWayne's own @tonyheadrick! It will totes get it before Christmas and eyythang! — cottonbureau.com/products/in…
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It's like 40° but @bravasfood is out here doing the Lord's work, y'all.
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Any of my twitter homies participating this year? Goodies are due THIS SUNDAY, and you can totes drop them off at @LifeBridgeFW. 🎁🙌🏼🎄 xitter.cf/OCC_shoeboxes/status/9…
Happy National Collection Week! As you're dropping off your shoebox gifts this year remember that toothpaste and candy are no longer allowed to be included. You can view what items to pack instead here: sampur.se/2iU03Nf #ipackedashoebox
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Hey #FortWayne, who'd like to be thankful for a new job at @atriumfw? xitter.cf/PCNRC/status/930851980…
Job Opportunity: Start Fort Wayne – Community Manager (Atrium) pcnrc.org/2017/11/15/job-opp…
Oh hey, look who's now commuting to beautiful downtown #FortWayne! What up @asheragency?
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Thank you veterans! Here's a list of #VeteransDay freebies as a small thanks for your service. 🇺🇸 militarybenefits.info/vetera…
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So close to social media bingo!
OH in the #webloft: "I...am a 26 year-old male. Why the hell would I know what 'Hobby Lobby' is?!?"
"This is how God felt after he made earth!" - me after my wife & I created egg salad BLT's for dinner #MarriedLife #fb
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Anyone else have a disappointingly low number of trick-or-treaters last night? I blame those punk "trunk or treat" events. *shakes fist* #fb
Best way to celebrate #ReformationDay! - Drinking a Kulmbacher Eisbock by Kulmbacher Brauerei - untp.beer/s/c521819306
FREE SHIRT FRIDAY, STRANGER TEES EDITION! Which character would you bring back? *RT & Vote to enter. 2 winners announced at 4pm ET.
58%Barb
20%Benny
21%The Deer (Monster got em)
89 votes • Final results
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"Your seat doubles as a flotation device...and anyway, here's Wonderwall." xitter.cf/TheCurrent/status/9238…
Southwest Airlines has added live concerts to its in-flight amenities. bddy.me/2y7XkdM