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Hax was grinding ledge dashes in 4th grade when the rest of class was learning how to summarize things so now every point he makes is just a rambling monologue lol
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my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.
pathetic.
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worm gf: would you still love me if i was a human woman
worm bf: honey, no. honestly the mere thought of that repulses me
the humble mole, a creature capable of eating 100% of their body weight in earthworms a day: [crawling toward worm vibrations]
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I want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩
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Hungry men create dinner time. Dinner time creates stuffed men. Stuffed men create nap time. Nap time creates hungry men.
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This commercial has an M. Night Shyamalan level twist xitter.gq/NaserMestarihi/status/…
























