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just a breadstick. father of 3. devout catholic bishop, entrapanuer and avid NFT collector. pilot of 43 years. 38% stake in olive garden. 30% yeast. 32% garlic.

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Joined December 2014
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I can understand in ESEA not being able to reschedule games because of vacation or shit like that is not what I'm being upset about here. It's the fact that I'm attempting to offer a solution and not getting a response. I would rather the team that "Only plays default days" even tho you see them scrimming during the rest of the week force a default day on you, instead of just not getting a response for reschedules and compromises period.
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ex chicken coop -cbass +4taylor
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i've decided it's time to retire my career, being funny on X (formerly known as twitter). my success was short-lived, but retirement in key west is waiting for me. goodbye everybody, i love all you fans out there.
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can we pretend like airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
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[T] ● @shrinesR6 [DEAD]: u rejects are horrible breadstick is sad.
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vatican city i am inside you
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when i have nightmares i read my bible until i fall asleep Numbers 22:28 “Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, ‘What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?’”
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had this bad dream i was a person. looked in the mirror, thank you god. i am breadstick
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feeling handsome today
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what breadstick is your favorite
100%Olive Garden
0%Pizza Hut
0%Dominos
0%TGI Fridays
3 votes • Final results
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i own a $500 dollar toilet seat
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god has weaponized yeast against his people. i am yeast. i am breadstick. fear me.
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sometimes i wish i was a loaf of sourdough.
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just got verified. i am breadstick.
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i am all knowing. i am omnipotent. i am, breadstick.
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please vote on this poll for my next punny joke
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