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Brunch Davidians

@the_halfdane

ONE DAY I WILL RETURN TO YOUR SIDE

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Joined December 2010
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*in a singsong voice* Broc-coli and CAKE is WHAT I'm maaaade oof ~@bigbabysnoopy
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angel@bigbabysnoopy18h
If i knew there was cock and ball torture in James Bond I would have watched these movies way sooner
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bridget@pacinocraveNov 7
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Reuben@reubgoldOct 30
In the Hyperlithic Age (2100-4300 A.D) they discovered that you can just eat stones for complete nutrition with no negative consequences. Nobody had really given it a serious try until then
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robert@filminquisitorNov 5
idk if i’ve ever seen a quicker and more confusing fold than this 😭
robert (@filminquisitor) profile picturerobert@filminquisitorNov 5
#nw nathan for you season 4 (🥲)
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Beehottie 🐝@Beehottie17Nov 5
The fact that he said this before I was even born... lol 🫠
24 Heures de Leek (@SunDontCompare) profile picture24 Heures de Leek@SunDontCompareNov 4
“It takes time” & it’s been my whole fucking life. Stop telling me that shit!
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mattie lubchansky@LubchanskyNov 4
the 12 hour libbing out period is over. it is now time to kill and eat the first elected democrat you see
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union person@CantEverDieNov 4
libbing out is over its time to lock in
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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sal. 🔞🔜 MFF (@Spooky_Sal) profile picture
sal. 🔞🔜 MFF@Spooky_SalNov 4
For Woke 3.0 I’m going to prestige and reset as cis and work my way back up to Nonbinary
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liz@lizboyfanclubNov 4
if you don't enjoy the schadenfreude of seeing republicans sobbing and screaming and freaking out you have no heart. if you think the democrats are going to actually do anything you have no brain.
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the merry wörm@zenyannaNov 4
and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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WHAT??????
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat Troy Jackson beats long-term Republican Senator Susan Collins in Maine election
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 4
they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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Dexter Jettster@dexjetplowedNov 4
Let’s dig up Lindsey Graham and fuck him in the ass one more time
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Rocky
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Django Gold@djangoNov 4
turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow
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Travis Helwig@travishelwigNov 4
tomorrow... the woke-stapo is coming for everyone who started saying the r-word again
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
No more white Santa
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Lots of children getting conceived tonight and tomorrow
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