Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:30 PM UTC

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Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 7

Mike Leach being the Lenin of college Football kinda rips

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsportsNov 7

The only thing Army wants to do is POUND THE ROCK

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Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:34 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 7

It would be economically irresponsible to not eat the rest of both strawberry cheesecake & ube cheesecake slices that I got for my wife's birthday at 8:30am on a glorious Saturday morning.

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 7, 2026 · 10:56 AM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 7

& golf courses...

Tobi #TENOÍ@tobito420Nov 6

Nature is amazing, vandalize your local data center

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Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:12 AM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 6

My president (I live in the United States).

CHOQUEI

@choqueiNov 5

🚨VEJA: Lula sobre as Bets no FUTEBOL: “O que o Brasil precisa é ter um futebol sério, clubes sérios e bem administrados. Não é induzindo o povo pobre a fazer dívida, a jogar, a se matar, a se violentar pra pagar jogador! Procure outros patrocinadores!”

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 5, 2026 · 3:46 AM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 5

I mean, how?

pereira

@crflpereiraNov 5

Credo Carrascal

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:31 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 4

Whoever (me) hurt my back is going to get their ass beat (bitch about my back).

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 3, 2026 · 11:32 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 3

Moving from a blood red state where a blue vote was like a whisper on a scream, then to a deep blue state where it also kind of like this.

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@NotLikeRussNov 3

Voted blue in Seattle

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Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:32 AM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 3

Glacier Peak just glowing per usual.

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Mr. Boiled Peanut · Nov 1, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardNov 1

Who is going to explain time change to my child & tell her she should be sleeping for another hour?

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Oct 31, 2026 · 3:19 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardOct 31

Meanwhile I got to explain to repunlican coworkers that transgender athletes aren't coming for thier super bowl or hockey leagues.

Joewo01@joewo01Oct 31

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Oct 20, 2026 · 4:33 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardOct 20

My wife to the dog & I, but we're actually competing to see who snores louder.

@seattleiminyouOct 20

Can you snore in your inside voice

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Oct 14, 2026 · 1:32 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardOct 14

When nature calls in the nature.

Mr. Boiled Peanut · Oct 14, 2026 · 1:18 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardOct 14

I'm sorry I thought this was America?

Greensboro Police Department

@GSO_PoliceOct 14

“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.

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Mr. Boiled Peanut · Oct 13, 2026 · 7:59 PM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardOct 13

Autumn in the North Cascades.

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Mr. Boiled Peanut · Oct 11, 2026 · 2:12 AM UTC

Mr. Boiled Peanut@the_lost_beardOct 11

Blame the downfall of the Brazilian men's national team on neo-pentocostal. Blame the downfall of the US women's team on heterosexuality.

sabrina 🌸@lutzlysaOct 10

uswnt used to be lesbian central now all they got is antivax trinity rodman with her maga boyfriend wearing this shit to pride night 🫩 no wonder they didnt win the last wc it’s because they don’t have the power of homosexuality anymore

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