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Albert

@theairbert

🇱🇷 What does a near sighted gynecologist and puppie have in common? They both have a wet nose

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Joined January 2011
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You alcoholic bitch
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Naw at all just leave me tf alone when I’m frustrated
la peace🪽 (@its_la_peacee) profile picturela peace🪽
@its_la_peacee12h
The way you treat people when you’re frustrated reveals more than the way you treat them when you’re happy.
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Shady McCoy thinking he was on the same level as Emmitt Smith was joke of the month
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Michael Irvin responds to Acho regarding the Emmit Smith Shady McCoy debate
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Someone said “leaked by thanis”😂😂
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@FullcourtpassNov 7
People in Milwaukee said Thanasis Antetokounmpo is so important to have on Giannis team because he is the ONLY person that keep him in check, per @DarthAmin “In Giannis mind ‘that is my older brother and I have to respect him’… Thanasis value is he is the Giannis whisperer.”
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they would not have let him get away with this in today’s climate 💀
ShouldntBeOn (@be_shouldnt) profile pictureShouldntBeOn
@be_shouldntNov 6
Replying to @TheHighIndian
Where’s the clip when Kenny asks Chuck why he doesn’t buy his wife a watch
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I fw mo3 but this shit wasn’t making it outta Texas fr
Earl D Mauldin (@earldapearl_216) profile pictureEarl D Mauldin@earldapearl_216Nov 6
Mo3 was one of them ones. This right here is one of my favorites. “Last $50 not knowing where I’m gone sleep today” man listen.. 😮‍💨 Pain can sometimes be delivered in a such a beautiful fashion
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@_312DARIUSNov 6
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Bookie Metts  (@Bookie_Metts50) profile pictureBookie Metts 
@Bookie_Metts50Nov 5
She unblocked me at 12 am just to send this 😭
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CUJO@dudefromthe303Nov 6
Belichick is such a dick 😂
Boston Cream 🍩 (@BostonCream) profile pictureBoston Cream 🍩
@BostonCreamNov 5
😂 This still kills me 😂 Bill Belichick watching Gronkowski and his family on the draft stage.
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I hate how stupid some of you conspiracy MFs are
𝔰 𝔩 𝔞 y 𝔱 𝔬 𝔫 (@xXxCritlerxXx) profile picture𝔰 𝔩 𝔞 y 𝔱 𝔬 𝔫@xXxCritlerxXxNov 6
Ain't no way humans figured this out on their own lol
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Abongile@BowAbongileNov 6
He removed Mamdani's verification in efforts to shadow ban after that ratio. Imagine how he'd weaponise Starlink in South Africa when the govt doesn't do what he wants
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani) profile pictureZohran Kwame Mamdani
@ZohranKMamdaniNov 4
It's morning again in America.
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Son 😭😭😭😭😭 these Data center hearings bring out the crazy in people
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Real ass indications
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He'd never be able to perform this live lolll shoutout the engineer for piecing this together. Sounds good from the studio
HotNewHipHop (@HotNewHipHop) profile pictureHotNewHipHop
@HotNewHipHopNov 2
KODAK BLACK THESE STREETS (MUSIC VIDEO) OUT NOW 🎥
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@cornskiNov 5
not even batman coulda got me to post this shit
HBP💫💔 (@Only1Porter) profile pictureHBP💫💔@Only1PorterNov 5
These hoes man🤦🏾‍♂️
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The did the absolute most here
Hater Report (@HaterReport) profile pictureHater Report
@HaterReportNov 5
Fan gets ejected for passing the ball back to the female referee Luka Doncic: “What the f*ck are you doing?”
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🚨BREAKING: Skip SPEAKING STRAIGHT FACTS!!! About Shedeur Sanders!!!!
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“These npc’s look good af” *keeps swiping “Nigga is that Kodak Black ???”
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@DiscussingFilmNov 5
New look at various NPCs in GTA 6.
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@ComplexNov 5
Kodak Black will officially appear in 'GTA VI' 📷 Rockstar Games
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The power of Bismillah
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainmentNov 4
JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed (D) wins Michigan Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
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@ajigayomideNov 4
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Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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